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[dannychan]

he looked over at the laugh and rose an eyebrow. "what?@ he chuckled.

[peridot.]

"Nothing, nothing, it's just something stupid. Phoebe keeps setting me up with guys like you, so I thought about if she actually set me up with you, and it made me laugh." He said, smiling a little bit.

[dannychan]

he laughed. "what you wouldn't go on a date with me? so rude!" he joked.

[peridot.]

He laughed as well and shook his head, saying with a smile, "Shut up. Of course I would go on a date with you, okay? Hypothetically."

[dannychan]

he laughed and shook his head. "if i were gay i'd probably go on one with you, too.. i feel like i'd be a lot different if i was gay." he said, staring off into space for a moment.

[peridot.]

"I don't think you would be." Chandler said automatically, before turning a bit red and mumbling, "I mean, you'd pretty much be the same, you'd just hit on guys profusely instead of girls."

[dannychan]

he snorted. "what would i even say? nice.. uhhh.." he thought, making that little face he made when he had to think. "abs? i don't know."

[peridot.]

"Well I mean, if you were gay you'd be able to know the attractive parts of guys." His eyes trailed over Joey's body, and after a moment he mumbled softly, "Nice eyes, and hair, and muscles.... strong, hot..."

[dannychan]

he looked at the tv, before laughing. "i'd be the worst gay man ever." he said, turning on the to and blinking. "bay watch or something else?"

[peridot.]

He took the beer happily, and he smild, getting up and going to sit beside the other, looking thoughtful. He really was right about all the guys he got set up with being like Joey. What if Phoebe just set him up with Joey? He quickly hid a laugh behind his hand, imagining it.