character headcannons

[TOMMY]

headcannons? why are we shooting heads out of cannons? :thonk:

— has never been in a committed relationship but he's, not unfamiliar to them? he gets the general concept of them but is ignorant to the little things and that's why you should Never Pursue Tommy DeVito
— reguarly smokes, drinks but not enough to classify him as a fully-fledged alcoholic
— fucking loves attention. if you're not giving him all of your time and energy then wyd?
— honestly? a switch. depends on the other person
— did someone say daddy issues?
— loves dogs but doesn't actually have one himself
— can't handle when his hair is ruined
— raised in a roman catholic family, still believes in god but he's no saint himself
— doesn’t usually initiate hugs. he’ll hug someone back, but he usually does more “guy-hugs” and handshakes and such

and here's some au ones that i have but don't rlly apply to tnw sksksk

— he's been to jail several times. his police record consists of breaking and entering, possession of a forged document, possession of stolen property, and illegal gaming. he used to break into small businesses at night but he eventually got caught
— he always needs money though bc he’s in debt to the mob
— he blew all his money in Vegas
— thankfully he’s friends with a few mobsters so they don’t immediately kill him but he’s this close
— hc that he’s been locked up in east jersey state prison / rahway correctional
— occupation is typically a musician and a worker at his family's pizza shop. once worked at benihana and as a mechanic.
— drives a red 1964 chevrolet impala convertible. likes to fix up vintage cars
— i honestly want to headcanon that he had braces at some point in his childhood and he h ated them
— very lowkey mama's boy
— he eats a shit-ton. besides italian, his food of choice is chinese. bring him chinese and he'll love you forever
— tbfh is a shitty texter. he'll fluctuate between caps and no caps. he'll use a ton of exclamation points and response times will vary. he'll catch you back in an hour. maybe a day and a half. who knows?
— likes rock 'n roll, specifically anything 50s-70s
— his snapchats consists of selfies and slap-cams. and he'll snapchat he and his buddies doing dumb shit
— he played baseball throughout primary school but got thrown off the team because of Foul Play