Dear dump truck,

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NO DONT COME BACK!!! THE DUMP TRUCK IS BACK PLEASE LEAVE I WANNA S L E E P

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Anyway thank y’all for coming out and I hope you don’t come back down my street so I can freaking sleep

Love, an annoyed and really tired and still frankly sleep deprived Timothy

[truce.]

AYO DUMP TRUCK WHY U OUT SO EARLY

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Dear dump truck or other large truck that passed down my small street at 6:50 am this morning,

I have been asleep for TWO HOURS!
Get yo NOISY! ASS! OFF MY STREET!

Sincerely, a sleep-deprived Timothy

P.S. I’m tattling on you to grandma