THIS IS INNY'S CORNER Y'ALL

[ikigai.]

since my last disney + thread gained some random and not-so-deserved rlly traction
and because i'm hella lonely haha did someone say something what

i'm gonna call this a personal chat thread in lieu of a personal server
because every time i make a discord server i delete it
comprising mostly of random shower thoughts and uncalled-for crackhead energy
feel free to join me for the ride because it needs some passengers

so yes this is my corner
where everything i say is fact
because i said so

lets start this off with a good one
my first topic:


i got into a fight about it this morning so these wounds aren't healeD YET
but when you're brushing your teeth
you water the toothbrush, put toothpaste on the toothbrush, and then you water the toothbrush again before you brush
now i don't make the rules but if you do anything besides that
like put toothpaste on it and then start brushing
even just put toothpaste and then water and start brushing
you're a straight up psychopath and i don't trust you around my nonexistent children
fight me

this is the weirdest post i've ever made but i don't even care wtf

[ikigai.]

[size=8pt]goLD STAR HOOT YES

get enough gold stars and maybe you can buy yourself a shiny new candy bar

[finny.]

i dO THAT TOO
i don’t trust people who don’t water their brush or toothpaste

[ikigai.]

[size=8pt]yES FINNY YES ! !
you get a gold star too
for making me feel ✨validated ✨

anD UUUM
nobody argue with me or else i'll subtract your gold stars
but the most binge-worthy candy ?
that i buy every day on my way home from work it's a real problem
is this

[truce.]

wait yall brush ur teeth?

[ikigai.]

hoOT
you don't get a say in which candy is the best. your permission to do that ? revoKED

and truCE
i'm gonna subtract 28 gold stars
for each tooth you're going to lose when you're older

[finny.]

LEMON TWIZZLERS?? I LOVE LEMON WHY DID I NEVER KNOW

[truce.]

how do u know i've not already lost all my teeth :cc

if u push me too far i will gum u all snap snap

i think its already common knowledge that i hate candy, sue me

[ikigai.]

holY SHIT SOMEONE THAT ACTUALLY LOVES LEMON TOO
i never thought i'd see the day : ' )

and you know what hoot
that little piece of food ? for five minutes of brushing ?
worth it
i'm kidding pls don't listen to me it's not worth it



and truce
you're digging yourself a bigger hole fam
you're making me question why we're friends
with your
candy-hating
and your
gumming : '(

[truce.]

and truce
you're digging yourself a bigger hole fam
you're making me question why we're friends
with your
candy-hating
and your
gumming : '(

we're friends? that's the first ive ever heard of this
FHFJGHJGKL
ok but chocolate tho
i remember drinking from a chocolate fountain one (my own fountain i have you know, at the end of the party im not tHAT NASTY) and it was seventh heaven