05-30-2017, 12:08 AM
/they're 16 in this btw
South Park was the most exciting dull little town in all of history. From the outside, the little Colorado town looked like nothing more than a bunch of rednecks and drug addicts and shit like that, but really there was a ton going on beneath the surface, and it had all been going on since Craig was in elementary school. Whether it be Cartman feeding people their own parents in chili - Jesus fucking Christ it still sent shivers down his spine to think about - or Kenny mysteriously coming back every day after dying with seemingly no one having noticing his death. Craig had been trying his best to ignore all of this for years and years now. He was a generally dull and emotionless person and his voice was nasally and flat, and he fought too much and smoked behind the school, and was just a general douche. The only people he really cared about were his small group of friends - Clyde, Token, and finally, Tweek. Tweek was technically also his fake boyfriend, but he tried not to focus on that anymore. It pretty much just involved holding Tweek's hand a lot and occasionally kissing him, and more frequently than not calming him down from his dilusions and panic attacks about completely irrational things, like aliens coming and killing everyone in South Park, or underpants gnomes coming and stealing his things.
They'd been keeping up the little boyfriends act for seven years now, and Craig would be lying if he said he hadn't developed some feelings for Tweek over seven years, but Craig was an expert at lying to himself, so he denied it tooth and nail. At the moment, he was sitting at lunch with his friends, reading a Red Racer comic and holding Tweek's hand underneath the table. Token was sat across from them, and soon enough Clyde came along, slamming down his food and books and food on the table, the brunette whining as usual, "The homework Mrs. Chokesondik gave us is such bullshit. I can't believe I have to write a ten page essay."
South Park was the most exciting dull little town in all of history. From the outside, the little Colorado town looked like nothing more than a bunch of rednecks and drug addicts and shit like that, but really there was a ton going on beneath the surface, and it had all been going on since Craig was in elementary school. Whether it be Cartman feeding people their own parents in chili - Jesus fucking Christ it still sent shivers down his spine to think about - or Kenny mysteriously coming back every day after dying with seemingly no one having noticing his death. Craig had been trying his best to ignore all of this for years and years now. He was a generally dull and emotionless person and his voice was nasally and flat, and he fought too much and smoked behind the school, and was just a general douche. The only people he really cared about were his small group of friends - Clyde, Token, and finally, Tweek. Tweek was technically also his fake boyfriend, but he tried not to focus on that anymore. It pretty much just involved holding Tweek's hand a lot and occasionally kissing him, and more frequently than not calming him down from his dilusions and panic attacks about completely irrational things, like aliens coming and killing everyone in South Park, or underpants gnomes coming and stealing his things.
They'd been keeping up the little boyfriends act for seven years now, and Craig would be lying if he said he hadn't developed some feelings for Tweek over seven years, but Craig was an expert at lying to himself, so he denied it tooth and nail. At the moment, he was sitting at lunch with his friends, reading a Red Racer comic and holding Tweek's hand underneath the table. Token was sat across from them, and soon enough Clyde came along, slamming down his food and books and food on the table, the brunette whining as usual, "The homework Mrs. Chokesondik gave us is such bullshit. I can't believe I have to write a ten page essay."
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[color=#8F7894]we are the sealers of the fate
we are the fangs of the snake
we are the fangs of the snake