alternate ways to greet people: "i see my assassins failed"

[♑︎┊capricorn]

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[div style="width:500px;text-align:center;font-size:30px;font-family:georgia;margin-top:-25.5px;color:#fff;line-height:100%;letter-spacing:2px;"]OSAKA: HOLY GRAIL WAR

“The storyteller may fall silent, the music may cease,
But the story will not end.
Be it tragedy or comedy, as long as there is applause, the story will not end.
It is just like the multitude of human lives.
Warm blessings to we who were not rewarded, and we who are still on our way.
Our travels continue on.

Dedicated to all Masters, whomever and wherever they may be. This is our Grand Order.”

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so... i was thinking. we're all fate fans, yeah? so why don't we rp out a holy grail war? it'll be fun kek.
we can add additional twists to this war too to make it ~extra spicy~ if anyone else has any ideas. (¬‿¬)d

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THREE KNIGHTS (三騎士)
servant, saber class (gao changgong, minju) ┊ master: li xiumei (seliane)
servant, archer class (tbd) ┊ master: tbd
servant, lancer class (enkidu, seliane) ┊ master: tbd

FOUR CAVALRY (四騎)
servant, rider class (ozymandias, ayumi) ┊ master: tbd
servant, caster class (gilgamesh, natsuki) ┊ master: tbd
servant, assassin class (tbd) ┊ master: nadezhda aristova (natsuki)
servant, berserker class (tbd) ┊ master: tbd

OSAKA GRAIL WAR MEDIATOR
servant, ruler class (tbd) ┊ master: none

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appropriate thread title ideas (we can rotate them, yeah?):
✧ inventor of archery: man, i wanna stab that guy over there (my 3am thoughts)
✧ cú chulainn, probably: holy shit i already told u it's gae bolg not gay bulge (@min ur blocked smh)
✧ 喜べ雑種 (lol thx gilgamesh)
✧ alternate ways to greet people: "i see my assassins failed" (seli pLS)
✧ ayumi: i like how the servant i wanted only came when they heard me talking shit (ok everyone try summoning like this now)
✧ benienma: i hope yall remember that birdwatching goes both ways (arielle why)
✧ lancecú is biggest thot, but cascú is most feral (koha only gives us facts)

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oh, and if y'all need help choosing what servant to rp or which master to rp, then you can use this:
[spoiler=randomiser][/spoiler]

[♉︎┊taurus]

[align=center][div style="width:500px;text-align:justify;font-size:11px;margin-top:10px;color:#000;line-height:100%"]sdhjklsdfj tracking,,,, let me just say though that gilgamesh and enkidu being reunited via a grail war is big OOF

[♌︎┊leo]

[align=center][div style="width:500px;text-align:justify;font-size:11px;margin-top:10px;color:#000;line-height:100%"]Just starting and already you guys have claimed Mesopotamia's strongest couple smh

In that case, give me Gao Changgong, Saber class servant. He's coming to slay with looks a l o n e-

[♑︎┊capricorn]

[align=center][div style="width:500px;text-align:justify;font-size:11px;margin-top:10px;color:#000;line-height:100%"]gil just. fuckign cuts down everyone so he and enkidu can FIGHT IN PEACE LOL

he's not even gonna bring out the chains of heaven or ea for the rest of u mongrels lmfao
and got it~ what a beautiful boy <3

[♉︎┊taurus]

[align=center][div style="width:500px;text-align:justify;font-size:11px;margin-top:10px;color:#000;line-height:100%"]sdhjklsdfj LOL i'm glad you like my title suggestion

tbh gilgamesh prolly doesn't give a shit about the grail again whoops.

also!! i'm informing you all that i'll be claiming the role of saber's master with li xiumei. ;^)))

[♑︎┊capricorn]

[align=center][div style="width:500px;text-align:justify;font-size:11px;margin-top:10px;color:#000;line-height:100%"]wait omf ur using x i u m e i-

i'm incredibly tempted to use nadezhda aristova....... i'll consider it

[♋︎┊cancer]

[div style="width:500px;text-align:justify;font-size:11px;margin-top:10px;color:#000;line-height:100%"]tracking and i don't have anything for u right now in terms of ideas but i can offer some quality gifs aaaaaaaaa i love fate battles they're so pretty:

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ok i don't have any real ideas but now i just had a thought (that could be used as a thread title): lancecú is biggest thot, but cascú is most feral :'^)))

[♑︎┊capricorn]

[align=center][div style="width:500px;text-align:justify;font-size:11px;margin-top:10px;color:#000;line-height:100%"]ok women stepping on men's weapons to get above their height and kick them in the face is now my new aesthetic, thank you @saber

fate fights are GREAT FIGHTS

and i'm actually crying bc of how accurate that is jesus christ
i'll add that up there. thank you for your contribution (T▽T)d

[♌︎┊leo]

[align=center][div style="width:500px;text-align:justify;font-size:11px;margin-top:10px;color:#000;line-height:100%"]OH SELI WE'RE PARTNERS THEN
I'M SLIDING INTO UR DMS SO WE CAN PLAN HOW TO WIN THIS WAR

If...this takes place in Osaka. I just had a thought, Enkidu + Gilgamesh battling it out @ famous sites and then everything just gets absolutely destroyed bc every time servants fight they leave behind a fucking mess. Reporters are all just "Disney Princess and Loud Top-Naked Man with War Paint spotted setting fire to Osaka Castle".

Edit: God, I hate the verification thing.

[XIUMEI]

[align=center][div style="width:500px;text-align:justify;font-size:11px;margin-top:10px;color:#000;line-height:100%"]hey GUYS while i'm setting up mei's account for this, look at the tarot cards i bought asdghfjklsdjksldf