AH COUGH COUGH COIGH COUGH SNIFF COUGH — double joining

[VILLAGER 1]

Villager 1 has never seen such non-square scenery before. In front of him lies a city, but not just any city; a round City. And as he strains his square neck to look up at the sky, he can’t help but release a small, square "hm" at the fluffy clouds and bright, round mass of the sun. Where he’s from, the sky isn’t as high definition—it’s at 1080p max—and "round" isn’t a concept. Everything is square. Everything. Even his big fat head is square, his nose is square, his thoughts are square, and his arms are square. He would say his hands are square, but he’s never seen them before; they’re always stuck in his square sleeves.

Moving his square legs briskly, Villager 1 pauses at a streetlight, rotating his body at a perfect, square, ninety-degree angle as he releases another "hm." This place is weird, there’s not enough squares for him. The square patterns on the sidewalk are comforting, he guesses, but he’d much rather live in his old square village back in the plains. They had lots of emeralds there and, as far as his square eyes can tell, there aren’t any emeralds here. He would blink at that square thought, but he never blinks. His square eyes are always open, and he’s always looking square ahead. Always.

Rotating his body another perfect, square ninety-degree angle, villager 1 squarely waits for villager 2’s arrival. (He did live, right? He didn’t get eaten by that square zombie after it broke down their pathetic, square wooden door? Yikes, Villager 1 will never forget the perfectly-square Steve, who despawned before he could save them from the square zombie raid.)

(( please wait for [member=8822]memoca[/member] / [member=9908]VILLAGER 2[/member] to squarely respond!! edit;; and in case y’all haven’t noticed by now, this is 100% a joke au...just look at the title msfhmdnc ))

VILLAGER 1. 278 WORDS.

[VILLAGER 2]

He was trailing behind. He should've know that would happen.

Villager 2 wasn't too far behind his friend, but he was still a distance away from him. He held two leads in his blocky hands, and on the other ends of the leads were two alpacas, bearing backpacks on the sides which contained his goods. He forgot why he and Villager 1 were journeying. Perhaps they were looking for a mushroom forest biome where they could gather red mushrooms to trade, or maybe they were looking for a rare mesa biome to set up base in. He was unsure, but he believed that Villager 1 had a set goal in mind, so he should just keep on following.

As the city came into view, Villager 2 couldn't help but stare at in in awe. His usual angry-indifferent face scoped the city. He couldn't even see the pixels. The city was so beautifully rendered. He must've accidentally accepted a mod or texture pack as he entered the border of the city, but he was fine with it, the pack added to the cities gritty look. Villager 2 began to speed up, attempting to catch up with his friend. He had a feeling they should stick close together, the city had a dungeon like look to it and gave off the vibe that it may contain many mobs.

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[crows]

Hey op I have a question

[capt. salem]

AND CHANCES ARE, THEY WON'T GO FAR | | |

//op I just wanna talk

It was an average day. It had been an average day. Then some dudes who looked sorta pointy honestly just walked into town, with some equally block-like llamas trailing behind them. It was really alarming and off-putting, and Salem really didn't want to engage but engage he did.

"What... The fuck?" Salem said, walking up to the first one and simply trying to poke at the edges of their blocky head to see if it was sharp. Frankly, he was pretty sure whatever these things were that they weren't human.

[justify]No, I don't care what momma says, [abbr=Goes by Salem or Monty ✴ He/Him or They/Them Pronouns ✴ 28yrs Old ✴ 6'3" ✴ Former pirate captain ✴ Sexuality is a unlabeled free for all, romance is questioning]&[/abbr]
You'll wind me up, [abbr=Medium Physically ✴ Hard Mentally ✴ Attacks with whip, scimitar or revolver✴ Open to capture and maim if requested / discussed prior ✴ Not open for death ✴ Difficult but not impossible to defeat or subdue]&[/abbr]
Or you'll wind up dead [abbr=Guy Fieri aesthetic ✴ Ear-length dull brown hair ✴ Bright green eyes ✴ Three piercings on both ears (two on top cartilage, one large on lobe), and a lip piercing ✴ Five o'clock shadow 24/7 but can never grow a real beard  ✴ Both pinky fingers cut off]&[/abbr]
(IC Opinions)[/justify]

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