CODE MONKEY / private

[dannychan]

dinesh wasn't too bothered, as long as there were no slurs or racism involved- or, you know, violence. he made a soft noise as the bearded man spoke. he sighed. "honestly? i don't really care."

[peridot.]

"Neither do I, really, as long as he keeps paying us. Although I bet once he gets too big for his damn briches he'll fire both of us like a dick." He said, sighing.

[dannychan]

he nodded and leaned back. "and then he'd realise how fucked he is without us."

[peridot.]

"Well yeah, obviously. Without us doing the coding, this entire company would fall the fuck apart. Well, more me than you, but I guess you're vital at times too." He said, looking down at the other as he leaned back.

[dannychan]

he kicked him lightly. "hey, if i wasn't here to clean up your mess that you call coding, you'd be.. well, you'd still be shit."

[peridot.]

He winced at the kick and flipped the other the bird, saying quietly, "Oh, whatever, you're totally fucking gay for my code. Don't think I ever forgot when you totally ignored a hot chick to drool all over it."

[dannychan]

he hummed softly. "i'm more interested in my job then i am interested in women. i'd rather be rich that have someone hanging off me and trying to get me away from work and taking all of my money- much to my mothers discontent.."

/probably didn't use that last word right oof

[peridot.]

"She probably just assumes you're fucking some dude here." He said, humming a bit, "And you don't have to pretend you're not interested in chicks just cause you can never score. Besides, that still doesn't excuse the fact that you practically nutted when you saw my coding at the tech expo."

[dannychan]

he sighed. "you're really annoying.." he muttered.

[peridot.]

Well, Richard was finally turning into a fucking megalomaniac. Gilfoyle had kinda been expecting this eventually, especially ever since Jared had showed up and started waiting on their boss hand and foot, even when Richard was extremely awkward about it. Still, as long as Richard kept paying the bills for them to all live in the Pied Piper house, he wouldn't complain. At the moment, he and Dinesh were working on the coding for some Pied Piper stuff, and he moved over to where the other was typing away, leaning against the other's chair, "So, what do you think of Richard finally turning into a fucking sociopath?"