THE BADLANDS CHAT THREAD + DISCORD

[Jed]

[sub]

Charles will hit anyone

IM SOOO EXCITED FOR THE LITTLE SYRUP GREMLIN TINK

Aw mars looks cute so far!! Welcome to the "flirtlands"

[tinkyboo]

'syrup gremlin' relatable content

[ashen]

syrup
gremlin

what the fuck is happening here

[lolalancaster]

lola can drink an entire bottle of maple syrup without stopping
it's her party trick she can just drain an entire bottle
and she kinda looks like a gremlin
hence
syrup gremlin

[ashen]

oh my lord that sounds awful

i love her

[TATIANA]

Tatiana is just gonna watch lola like 'what is she doing, why is she, what the fuck."

MARA IS SO CUTE

[mara]

( ahh, ty!! she's a spider monkey and a magpie rolled into one, and will climb up everything if she can.

also being a syrup gremlin sounds kinda gross, like how the hell can you even process all that sugar?? )

[lolalancaster]

lola eats entire jars of peanut butter or nutella
she's just lucky she's got good genes or else she'd look like a troll
she's tough as nails tho and will not hesitate to shank you even tho she looks tiny

[ashen]

mettaton has a tendency to fawn over the tinies so he'll probably be rebuffed

GRANTED he'll stop if lola hates him he does have self control

which is honestly a first for my characters tbh jfc what am i doing

[lolalancaster]

lola will just smile very sweetly at mettaton
and bat her eyes
and then probably just skip off to
idk skin an animal or something
she's kinda cartoonish like she's very vulgar and gross but flirts with everyone
#crisis