[/table]Did she sign up for this? No, she didn't think so. She couldn't imagine putting pen to paper, engraving in ink her decision to be a fucking elf. She could see it now, exchanging her pretty name, Evelyn, for Elfelyn. God, it was just horrendous. So no, she definitely didn't sign up to be part of this Santa's Grotto bullshit, but she must have agreed. Right? Somewhere along the line, she must have said, yes, please, dress me up in striped tights, pointy shoes and a too-small hat. Glue those fake ears on!

Actually, she was pretty sure at no point did she say yes. She was pretty sure she'd said "no, this is stupid" at least five times. The problem must be that she just didn't fight it off. Physically tear apart the costume, storm down the mountain, that sort of thing. Or the problem was that this was happening in the first place, right at the root of the issue.

Though maybe, on some level, she wanted to see her cousin's brats happy. Kind of. They were family, but they hadn't joined their father's fucked up enterprise. They hadn't done anything wrong... yet. Plus, what about the other kids of Flintlock? Didn't they deserve a good time too?

Standing here, in this absurd get up, she was starting to think no.

"You telling me your kids have never heard you swear?" Evelyn asked, arms crossed and eyebrow raised. You could get her to be an elf, but you could not get her to be jolly.

//honestly what even is this

[spoiler=——& INFORMATION ——& UPDATED NOVEMBER 2ND, 2019]—& Evelyn Stirling * Cis Female * She/Her * 26-27 y/o * Heterosexual
—& Single * No crushes * No maybe crushes * Not actively looking
—& Richard Stirling and Faith Breslin * Younger sister of Peter Stirling
—& Loyal to the Stirling family * In the process of joining Flintlock
—& ON THE JOB: cold * distant * calculating * impatient * unamused
—& OFF THE JOB: warm * lively * friendly * goofy * lazy * expressive
—& Long dark brown hair * Gray eyes * 5'8" * FC is Alexis Knapp
—& Skilled with firearms * Always armed * Medium-Hard difficulty
—& Attack in bold underlined #7282C2 and @/EVELYN STIRLING
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KISS, BANG
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Plumping himself up with a pillow tucked beneath his outfit, he grunted as he took a seat on a brown leather armchair. ❝ Ah, shit. One of you is gonna have to help me up after we're done 'ere. ❞ He muttered, shifting in his seat as eyes surveyed his grotto. One of the cabins in the village had been converted into a cozy Santa's grotto, a tree with wrapped gifts beneath, garlands and ribbons stretched across the ceiling and a fire place with a warm crackling fire. In the corner, a small music player sounded quiet, jazzy Christmas tunes.

Turning his head to the side, Tommy's eyes landed on his reflection in the mirror and damn; he made a pretty convincing Santa Claus. He looked pretty good with the big, fat belly and long white beard. Adjusting the hat on his head, Tom leaned back comfortably on the sofa as he looked towards the door, wordlessly reminding himself that he had to stay in character. No cursing or insulting anybody tonight. He blinked as the door opened and people began to filter into the cabin, and the sight of Edmund walking in with a baby on each hip suddenly made it very difficult for Tommy to keep in character.

❝ I look like a right twat right now- ❞ Tommy commented, gesturing at Edmund, ❝ whilst you get to look all pretty 'n' domestic. What's that all about? ❞ Eddie quirked a brow before looking down at baby Tommy. ❝ Father Christmas is pretty mouthy, huh? ❞ He said to the eight month old, before Charlotte began to reach out towards her uncle. Eddie stepped to the side of the room, eyes wandering around at the others as Tommy grumbled before getting back into character.

// feel free to have your character participate in the grotto as an elf, or have them visit the grotto for a gift and the opportunity to meet a very mouthy santa claus adjgfkl




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I CAN'T HELP MYSELF THE MOMENT THAT I LET IT GO
[sup]IS WHEN I FIND I'M IN CONTROL, I'M IN CONTROL.

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