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[impiety]

Monday - He's sad, distressed, and wishing he didn't procrastinate everything. Monday feels hopeless and exhausted, and he has to often force motivation out after putting things off. He has an intense slouch and is extremely sleepy, and he finds himself shuffling into the background of life, blending in and mindlessly working with tendencies to underperform, and he regrets every second of it, wishing that things could just be done with. Monday drags his feet where he goes and is always on the verge of smacking anyone rude, and Monday finds himself overworking yet failing miserably. Adores Sunday.

Tuesday - They're casual, and always venting to family and friends. Exhausted but they try their best, and they always just want approval. They somehow are never good enough at anything, and they can't figure out what to do. Self esteem issues. They try to make the most of their day, but often they can stare lost trying to understand what to do. They often have extreme moodswings, going from sad, to happy, to grouchy. No matter what, they can still shine through in your day and make it better, and they have a generous heart. They tend to be friends with almost everyone

Wednesday - She's numb, slightly lacking of emotion. She forgets she is human at all, and has come to believe things are the way they are and that they will never change. She's come to accept a simple life, and she finds herself never picking up any hobbies. She has a perfect sleep schedule and eating schedule, and Wednesday can be a favorite among bosses or teachers by her little miss perfect performances. A bit of a micromanager, just wants shit done with. Has no friends

Thursday - Hopeful, optimistic, and working hard towards gaining freedom towards burden. She overthinks a ton, and she has burdensome exhaustion weighing down on her. Yet she remains sitting, waiting for better days, and she makes the most of everything. Thursday can get along decently with others, hospitable at the very least, but it's clear she's just charging through life mindless of what others are doing or thinking. Best friends with Friday.

Friday - Lover of freedom, he's always planning vacations for other people, particularly Saturday. He's talkative, kind, friendly, and at times impulsive, especially at night. Insomniac, bingeeating, and makes all his decisions at 4AM after crying into a pillow about why no one else is awake. Obsessed with TV shows, a tad introverted. Has a crush on Saturday

Saturday - Free roaming party girl, she does whatever she wants whenever she wants. She probably just downed a large coffee with a bottle of vodka at 10am, and friendships can hop place to place, going from lover to enemy, and often she's forgotten your name. She can always be found at clubs or way overspending in the mall, and she lives with her filthy rich parents. Kind of a walking talking "girl's just wanna have fun". Sick of being told what to do and won't listen.

Sunday - They doom the inevitable, and they have intense religious struggles. They mope in church corridors and go back and forth between what faith they follow, and they have intense fear of the future, even having panic attacks at times when they consider that the future might be cruel or even kind. They numbly follow in the paths of parties and fun, but as they do it they feel empty inside. Hates Monday

edit;; scratch the stuff abt like having romantic crushes ive decided these are some.of the 30 children that belong to the 12 months of whom are in a polyamorous relationship

[impiety]

y'all what sorta christmas name should i get

[eclecticism]

dorkwin

[impiety]

y'all what sorta christmas name should i get

[dame]

Darwingle Bell Rock
idk I'm bad at Christmas names

[impiety]

y'all look at him

BABYLON CHARITY (formerly known as THOMAS SMITH from birth, CECIL WAKEFIELD in victorian era, and JAMES ROSE in the 20th century)
- 488 years old, technically. Was born in 1530. However he's still very much mentally and physically the same as when he died
- It was believed that when cats jumped over the dead body of someone dead (especially black cats bc they're considered bad luck) that the perso. became undead. This was what happened to Babylon, who wound up crawling out the earth after his aged and dying cat hopped over where he was buried with incredibly pale skin, golden eyes, elongated nails and teeth, and a new burst of powers.
- Babylon died when he was 20. Was murdered when someone creepy lured him in fire. This man, John Atkins, was a professor with nothing but abusive intents to Babylon. When Babylon came back to life, he hunted John down, first turning the other into a vampire and then turning the other into his slave. John is still around, and still terrified of Babylon.
- Upon Babylon returning to his parents, they were horrified and baffled and threw him out - though they weren't inherently bad parents, they certainly couldn't understand.
- Babylon takes in any lonely and abandoned animals, and his house is basically a giant pet store except he doesn't trust anyone to take care of them.
- Some of Babylon's abilities or features: Mind-control, ice cold and nearly pure white skin, golden eyes, sickness if he doesn't drink blood, garlic can make him sneeze like crazy, holy stuff makes his heart race, sun can burn his skin without giant hats, and Babylon has enhanced senses.
- Babylon is baffled by how to write the now English. if you ask him to write a letter you will get five letters, extremely fancy writing, written with a feather pen and using old English. He is just now moving on from what was popular in the very late 20th century and early 21st century (macarena, advancing technology, rickroll, the troll face and epic face and all those, words like "RADICAL DUDE" "BUMMER" "man that's HEAVY" "BROOOOO")
- Just wants to be cool and goofy, really tries hard to fit in
- Wears suspenders and dress pants and shoes, also has an adorable miniature top hat.
- Hair is sooooooooooo long and blond
- 6'0, average looking but muscular
- Has so. many. fucking. skills like. as in he has had so LONG to learn how to do things like dancing, singing, cooking, eating contests, perfect writing, designing clothes, art. Especially considering for a good 200 years he just sobbed and hid from the public. however, when it comes to using these skills..... he is L A Z Y and often loses some of his talent with it.
- He loves pranking people. He'll hypnotize people just to fuck with others, and though his pranks can be embarrassing or etc, they USUALLY don't permanently effect someone
- Has definitely had fame once or twice
- Sarcastic and generally done with being treated like crap. He'll pass off any anger as a joke but he's secretly close to trying to destroy you and also to crying. sometimes he can be rEALLY immature though whilst doing this
- If he's decided he's doing something, he gets way defensive if you try and stop him. Stubborn mule
- Definitely very sick because he really tries to avoid biting people if possible, though eventually he has to because eating food for him is kinda like. "mm tastes good but its gonna pass right through without satisfying
- Extreme empathy, can't handle when other's are sad and definitely notices when they are, sometimes can get too worried over small things that aren't even them being upset
- never cleans in his life
- honestly extremely forgetful and doesn't particularly care abt the fact he can basically tell what the world was like in the past "so what was the great depression like to be in?" "lol idk" "how'd u get to america??" "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
- starbucks or any coffee shops is his home
- *robs a bank undisguised out of curiosity*
- just gets in trouble out of curiosity. like crime trouble
- *gets arrested* "see you at the next crime scene later dude u know i'mma be outta here in like an hour so anyway hows the kids???"
- since oh GOD him texting is basically him writing a letter with text he just uses emojis since ppl get sO M A D

[impiety]

hey guys quick tmi im sick and my snot is the color of shrek rn

[dame]

that's nasty

also I love him

[impiety]

sowwy owo

ME TOO IM GLAD U LIKE HIM