BITCHES AIN'T SHIT / dump v.4

[dannychan]

MGSJFAHLAJ
gavin: hey make me a coffee dipshit
mike: make your own bullshit pumpkin spice lattes you lil pasty bitch
gavin: wha

[peridot.]

Mike would go deviant within seconds
Nobody would be able to control him

[dannychan]

except muse
just
“sit!” in a random ass spot and mike just DROPS

[peridot.]

Muse doesn't usually do that bc he doesn't  like giving orders
But when he's pissy Mike does n o t like taking chances
Bitch is crazy

Also
Mike: hey I'm fuckin,, hurt again
Muse, still a human nurse: please I beg of you stop getting hurt to come see me I d o n o t know how to repair you

[dannychan]

“eat ya fuckin vegetables”
“n o”

y e s pls

[peridot.]

Muse ends up with like 5 or 6 books on repairing androids in his office and all of his coworkers are just like ?? And he just sighs

[muse, c.]

— Standing at around 5'7", Muse is a compact and thin man with a pale complexion and a great deal of scars. He has bright, aqua blue eyes, and several moles and beauty marks that litter his face and neck. His hair is dark black and curly, and about jaw length, with plenty of bounce. In terms of scars, he had many. The most prominent are the ones on his face. There is a line of two scars that goes directly over his nose, and stretches up to his eyebrow and down to his lip, which is from being smashed in the face with a bottle. He has a couple of scars going up the side of his jaw, and one over his left eyebrow. He also has a scar going down from the side of his throat to the middle of his chest, and several on his arms and legs. In terms of clothing, he wears a very formal uniform like thing with a white button up shirt underneath a light blue vest, with light blue dress pants, a dark belt, and nice black sneakers. He has a purple ribbon tie around his neck, and purple rimmed glasses.

[dannychan]

what a handsome boy who’s husband loves him :^)))

[dannychan]

ADFKHEA sue him for it
also for not making simkus a thing

[peridot.]

And Hannor not being even an option
And Gavin and Nines never interacting
I'm gonna fucking sue him that bast a r d

Also also
The funniest fucking thing ever you made me think of:
Android Mike