BITCHES AIN'T SHIT / dump v.4

dannychan · 09-08-2018, 02:22 AM

husband is in jersey :^3c

peridot. · 09-08-2018, 02:25 AM

Muse finds husband :^3c
Probably on accident though >;^3c

dannychan · 09-08-2018, 02:30 AM

:^3c meets him at a strip club
>;^3c mikes stripper name is cruise mcblaster

peridot. · 09-08-2018, 02:32 AM

Mike: well hello there
Muse: *physically restraining himself from choking laughing* h e l l o

dannychan · 09-08-2018, 02:35 AM

mike: my name is.. *looks at smudged writing on hand* cr... cruise mc.. mcblaster
muse:
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peridot. · 09-08-2018, 02:38 AM

It's the best if Muse remembers everything from Warriors world but Mike doesn't just like

Mike: Why are you looking at me like that??
Muse: Fuck man idk but I can honestly say this is the best day of my life Mr. Mcblaster

dannychan · 09-08-2018, 02:39 AM

the mr. mcblasters what got me i fuckin snorted

peridot. · 09-08-2018, 02:44 AM

He was trying to be polite by using Mr

dannychan · 09-08-2018, 02:46 AM

his husband would die laughing.

peridot. · 09-08-2018, 02:51 AM

But you know what would happen after that comedy?? Angst >:^3c

BITCHES AIN'T SHIT / dump v.4
dannychan Posts:63,374 #251 09-08-2018, 02:22 AM husband is in jersey :^3c [align=center] ★ ──────────── {⋅. [abbr=#swiggity swooty I LOVE Hooty]❀[/abbr] .⋅} ──────────── ★ [align=center]gregory / 17 / trans male / married to legiana Reply peridot. Posts:21,421 #252 09-08-2018, 02:25 AM Muse finds husband :^3c Probably on accident though >;^3c [table]
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