HAPPINESS WILL RUIN THIS PLACE [ ✧ ] dump 2.0

[sovay]

- big ole girl. jacked as shit. could break a man's neck with a flick of her wrist. can benchpress the moon
- alien , ?? ?/ , ?
- humanoid, but like. HUGE. like 8 feet. vitiligo or albinism. big chompers. ready to crunch and munch her way into yr heart. mayb a few extra eyes 2 fall in lov with . nd more arms to cradle u
- mayb she was a mechanic
- a SPACESHIP mechanic
- was destined for greatness , grew up supposed 2 b like. Supreme Overlord or w/e but was like nah fuck that i want a simple life
- idk i LOVE HER THO
- hM
- korasha lashunta/kasatha ?? ?>

ADDING ON

human au
- aleksei/alyosha mikhailovich vasiliev
- russian (adopted)
- still buff and really tall,, maybe 6'2'' ? no such thing as too tall : /
- probably plays rugby
- harsh accent
- jock/goth of yr dreams
- really intimidating
- comes from money but you'd never guess it
- vitiligo
- mixed black/white
- trans (hrt, passes really well, you'd never know unless she told you), which is why her name is ~masculine~ (she likes it too much to change it)
- white hair (vitiligo discolored some of it so she decided fuck it and bleached all of it)
- probably like 18 or something. young adult but still. young u know

[crows]

my gf ://

[sovay]

lies and slander

she's EVERYONE'S gf

[fuentes]

lies and slander

she's EVERYONE'S gf

even more lies and slader
she's my gf

[sovay]

she has four arms... she can hold hands with all of us...

[fuentes]

it doesn't have to be like this
our big alien gf has FOUR hands

[spoiler=its like this one fuckin meme]

[sovay]

BDJSNJFKDC

YEAH

[impiety]

i love her and im adopting her and if y'all wanna date her u gotta talk to me

[fuentes]

please sir let me date ur daughter
she has four arms with which to hold me and my touch-starved self would enjoy that very much

[sovay]

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