BITCHES AIN'T SHIT / dump v.4

[dannychan]

i’m not gonna see the new movie bc of that white motherfucker

[peridot.]

yeaahhh as soon as i saw that i was like "the straights are at it again"

[dannychan]

m o o d

[peridot.]

but anyways i'm not really into the DreamWorks httyd anyways cause everybody is so much more adorable af in the books
like toothless is tiny af and he's just a garden variety lil green dragon who is the BIGGEST little shit

[dannychan]

oh my god w h at

[peridot.]

oh god book!toothless is so different. he's not special at all he's just a green dragon around the size of a cat that absolutely refuses to listen to hiccup
hiccup is really different too. he's a redhead and he's v smol and he,, stays that way. like, he doesn't get like he does in the movies he's just really tiny and cute even when he's king

[dannychan]

wheeze same

[peridot.]

plus fishlegs is like much more important in the books he's like Hiccup's best friends and they're pretty gay
honestly the books are far superior

[peridot.]

I'm not actually feeling angsty or any shit I just wanna put down some angsty lines for TNW Hux if I ever bring him back

— "I was never enough for you, was I?"
— "I've disappointed every person I've loved, haven't I?"
— "The chosen one, they called me. Whose choice was that? It sure as fuck wasn't me."
— "I miss you, I love you, I need you."
— "My Mother was the strongest woman I ever knew. And yet I still lost her when I was young."
— "Please take me back, I promise I'll be better."

[peridot.]

Listen I like the How To Train Your Dragon franchise as much as the next guy but I prefer the book versions of pretty much every one of the characters like 20x as much