social climb ⚘ dump

[crows]

Ok
You’re absolutely valid Sam Wilson is comic book canon and a powerful entity as Captain America
But also listen to me,,,, Sam Wilson has wings a badass name and Redwing, why would he downgrade to a shield n spandex

[crows]

Back 2 my mcfreakin list of fcs Im starting that I’ll only use in my mind

Also a side note:
- Dan Smith
- John Mulaney possibly
- Andy Samberg
- Sheryl Lee

- Aiyana Lewis and not 2 sound dramatic but she looks like fawn from pixie hollow so yes her name would be fawn
- I had a fever vision last night of businessman by day, racecar driver by night so we’ll see what happens there (ryan Potter is too young but)
- Norm Lewis as some powerful archangel entity for crows point. The anti-smiling one

[fuentes]

ok but from one valid sis to another bucky's characterization up until this point has been defined in terms of steve rogers and for him to be cap would be Bad Writing bc it's just more of bucky in terms of steve and the shit's wack
and also let's not act like my mans steve ain't been serving in his spandex lately b4 bc the stealth suit in tws?? the new Look in infinity war??? his [redacted] popped so severely that to this very day i have yet to find peace

aiyana lewis does look like fawn holy shit

[crows]

that is not only an intellectual point but a grand point i allow it that's valid
i suppose sam and bucky have two different captain americas, sam is independent and bucky would want to carry on as closely to steve as he could
and like depending on which Side™ youre on,,, steve has been Just Ok decision wise (we are gonna IGNORE the steve rogers hydra agent bullshit that went down a bit ago because steve rogers would never do this to Us because some edgy man thought it'd cool and dark)
sam would make the only uncle sam i could trust
concept: like a divorced couple they take the role like. they split it up for the month
alternate missions
"sam where did you leave the shield stark is calling new york is about to die again"
"it's my turn dummy you don't need it"
m,,dont remind me abt the stealth suit winter soldier left me a changed person

she has a chaotic good vibe
she'd definitely be a forest spirit who messes up logging companies and hugs deer
true power right there at her fingertips

[EVAN]

fricking hELL i wanna do something with this boy in tnw but i have neither a place to put him or time?? ? think about this later

[crows]

me, , , ,thinking bout aloki

[sultan]

a relationship consisting of the man pissing his pants in fear whenever he sees the girl  ????? double tap bitch

[fuentes]

that is not only an intellectual point but a grand point i allow it that's valid
i suppose sam and bucky have two different captain americas, sam is independent and bucky would want to carry on as closely to steve as he could
and like depending on which Side™ youre on,,, steve has been Just Ok decision wise (we are gonna IGNORE the steve rogers hydra agent bullshit that went down a bit ago because steve rogers would never do this to Us because some edgy man thought it'd cool and dark)
sam would make the only uncle sam i could trust
concept: like a divorced couple they take the role like. they split it up for the month
alternate missions
"sam where did you leave the shield stark is calling new york is about to die again"
"it's my turn dummy you don't need it"
m,,dont remind me abt the stealth suit winter soldier left me a changed person

she has a chaotic good vibe
she'd definitely be a forest spirit who messes up logging companies and hugs deer
true power right there at her fingertips

um first of all steve "brooklyn's baddest bitch" rogers has never made a bad decision in his life so jot that down
ok i could be down with them sharing the shield bc the idea of the two of them fighting over it is just civil war: the reup and i'm digging the idea of sambucky scrapping in a parking lot over a big ass patriotic dinner plate
winter soldier,, let's just say during the part when bucky, brooklyn's second baddest bitch, gaves us crazy bitch looks on that bridge the behavior i exhibited was straight like,,, like the heterosexual really jumped out

she does and i love her already

[crows]

listen he's never made a bad decision and is generally america's sweetheart
but sometimes he does things that are Just Okay
sambucky in a custody battle because someone forgot to put the shield in his will is the only thing that matters to me
i think the entire movie Captain America: The Winter Soldier really truly solidified me as hella bi
that entire movie was just?? the knife scene is something i wake up at night thinking about

fawn,, a legend already

ALOKI IS THE ODDEST THING THAT HAS COME TO EXIST ON THIS PLANET ,, ,TWO gays one murder

[fuentes]

ok thats a valid point
like he was really poppin anytime he made tony stark/the government look like a fool but sometimes he was just bland and unseasoned like the casseroles he probably makes, like literally any time during age of ultr*n, but that was just a Flop anyways
the winter soldier was god testing me and a bitch failed ok, like the movie almost made me like whitewash johanson and bucky's entrance? i-fucking-conic