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ngozi mkango — here is a thing about equality: everyone's equal when they're dead!

— not gonna lie, this guy needs to be heavily written out for me to get a full grasp on this guy ok so someone. write with me with him
— ngozi is multilingual, he grew up speaking nyanja and english (english is secondary), and when he was about five, he started picking up xhosa. his time in canada helped him pick up a bit of canadian french.
— he was born in zambia, but his parents moved to canada, then the u.s.. he's used to hopping around, one place to live forever seems incredibly boring to him.
— he's such!! an approachable guy. there's something very laid-back about him when you speak to him, he just seems to be very warm and safe. he smiles a lot, he wears flowery shirts sometimes. he totally knows how to make daisy chains and dandelion flower crowns. let the boy love flowers.
— has a cat named ayesha and she is the Queen of his life,,, light of his life fire of his soul
— probably has smooth jazz on repeat in his car 28/7
— his username on instagram is probably "chewabacca" to celebrate his culture + his geek ass i hate
— his family and the place he came from has a Strong!!! Matriarchal influence!!! he respects women n children!!! never once has he said the female dog word how dare you suggest a thing!!
— loves anime a little too much and it's kinda really a secret of his dont let anYONE know about the stack of haikyuu!! mangas stuffed under his bed
— uhhh yeah he's kinda a genius, don't let the cat and anime love fool you. he picks up concepts and ideas quickly - and then improves on them.
— when he was 19, he joined the military to get that Good Cash™ and kinda just. wander, like he'd wanted. it ended badly, when he was actually sent to a war zone, he lost a leg in an explosion and was promptly dismissed. he's got a great prosthetic luckily (and a good physical therapist) but is he bitter? probably. he'd definitely throw the prosthetic at someone in his old troop if he ever saw them on the street.
— he has done the pirate halloween costume before. no, you're the only person to suggest that idea. first one ever

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MY MAN!! LOOK AT HIM!!!

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faulkner frost — all the constraints, they are long gone! i confess no interest in right or wrong

— he's what the cool kids call Chaotic[sup]TM[/sup]
— faulkner is... interesting. a charismatic guy in general who loves his family.. but just goes about things the wrong way.
— he's very ambitious. he was born to a father who was traditionally in charge of where his community came from, his father was a deeply flawed person (who also fathered a slew of half-siblings in his wake). faulkner himself is one of 3 triplets (however, he's the last one standing). his urge for power just seems to come from the fact that his mother was clearly the favorite, but his half-brother and half-sister were the favorite children.
— he loves his family deeply, he cares for his half-brothers and sisters, and his full-blooded family - he adores them. but he loves being in control better. he feels safer that way, to be in charge. he wants to protect his family, but he's not afraid to step on their toes to get there.
— faulkner has a deep fear of rejection. his mother was someone he didn't know very well, but what he did know of her, he always felt like he was never doing his best. when she died, he felt defeated. he adored her, but he never got the chance to show her his true potential. so now he works for it constantly.
— perhaps a little bit lonely. he doesn't know how to socialize outside his weird family community, and so him and his half-siblings are the tight. he deeply misses his two other siblings, he feels incomplete without them.
— whenever he says hes one of triplets, everyone gets shook and he's honestly used to it at this point.
— he's dedicated. however, that can be an issue because once his mind is set on something, it's hard to remove him from that concept.

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alexis dimitri kuryakin — nobody gives us rhyme or reason, have one doubt, they call it treason

— real talk,, , ,i missed him
— a drama queen,,, he's a drama queen
— he is Here
— just,, jus tthis
— alexis dimitri kuryakin was born march thirteenth in vladivostok, russia. he's usually thirty-three, but his age can range from 30-37.
— his parents were..interesting. his father was high up in the government until he got disgraced and was.. taken care of. his mother responded a responsible manner, by sleeping with her husbands partners to keep her and her son out of trouble. alexis doesn't know much of the reason, and he's still somewhat upset at her, but he's more upset at his father.
— he's not gay,, but he kinda is honestly. like, he says he has a thing with nadia but nadia knows he just has a big old gay crush on everett
— i'm pretty sure he's just trying to subtly get into a polyamorous relationship with all of them but im also pretty sure he's just rlyl gay
— speaking of gay he's a very repressed gay because hey, russia doesn't believe in the love between a charming american playboy and his angry russian boyfriend
— he's trying so hard to be straight he even tried to spend his entire time in america fake engaged to nadine but it somehow didn't work out
— just,,, let him kiss a man already
— he's very much a local russian grandmother but he's constantly denying it. however, he happens to almost always have that gross strawberry candy on him, he tells russian fairy tales to the squad before they sleep, and i'm certain someone has called him babushka before,,, a lot
— scary deep gravelly voice, he once was in a children's play bc it was part of his cover, and he had to play the wolf and he scared all the kids and that's his greatest achievement to this day
— he has severe anger management issues, even the smallest stuff tends to set him off into almost inhuman rages. literally inhuman, he doesn't think, he just acts. he was scary when he was about eleven, but now that he's got training and a bigger, stronger, faster body now, he's terrifying. he's not exactly sure what his issue is (hint: it's his daddy issues and ied), but he's found that after a lot of therapy and a brief stint on some medications, he's pretty good at controlling his anger, even if it means locking himself in a bathroom for an hour to let himself relax.
— wow, did you know he's a spy? yeha he's a spy, and a damn good one at that. you'd be surprised at how well he can pull off an american accent.
— ever since his dad had his massive disgrace, alexis has focused his entire life onto getting out of his father's shadow, and standing on his own. so he's been training to join the spy department since he was.. ten or so?
— a nickname of his around the good old russian espionage department is "the attack dog". it's a fairly self-explanatory nickname, he's good at attacking, and he takes orders loyally. oddly enough, for some people, it's hard to talk like a regular person to alexis, usually preferring short messages and orders instead of a good conversation.
— is he taking orders because he just wants to kick ass? does he take orders bc he's terrified of being a failure like his father? probably the latter you feel me, he just doesn't wanna be associated with his dad
— problem two: he's now in this position where he's realizing that sometimes, his orders aren't as fantastic or amazing as he'd like them to be. he's slowly, yet surely regretting some missions he's completed, and he's quickly growing terrified of the day when he has to leave his team, or worse, hurt them in some way.
— "in soviet russia.."
— is literally the arthur fist clench meme.
— loves his hat, touch his hat and die a slow, painful, miserable death.
— he's a spy squad with nadine and everett, he was "borrowed" out to the man in charge of their little squad, since they all worked so well together and since it was strengthening us + russia ties.
— suPer protective over nadine and everett. like, if you touch a hair on one of their heads he's gonna break into your house and kill u in your sleep. they're one of the few people who treat him like a human and not a breathing war machine, so yeah, you could say he's a little touchy when it comes to them. unfortunately, he's not that good at hiding it, despite his demeaning nicknames and constant glaring.
— calls everett "cowboy" and nadine "chop shop girl". how did chop shop girl become a thing?? what is a chop shop?? why is everett a cowboy??
— update: i just looked up chop shop it's a store that sells stolen car parts, why does he call her that
— trained in some wild martial arts, but i think he's making up a lot of the names of the moves just to make them sound more dramatic and scary as he knocks some dude out and somehow the dude stays standing up, it's just him being a extra drama queen

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teddy morton — and i'm floating in a most peculiar way, and the stars look very different today

— teddy morton was born in an unknown location in huston, texas (he doesn't have the accent, thank god) and his birthday is presumed to be december thirteenth. his age is quite the mystery (he's physically ten years younger than his actual age), but his age is forty-three. his age can really range from thirty-three to forty-five.
— your local Hot Dad™
— "i have a life" he says, breaking into nasa and concluding his research on how aliens are real for the fortieth time
— he's never had a middle name, and he never really intends on having one.
— works as a therapist and it's grand
— he's half alien, in case you didn't know.
— he ages slowly, but only about half the rate of a regular alien. so good for him, it just confuses the crap out of everyone
— his eyes and fingertips can glow on command.
— he can communicate telepathically only to people who closely share his dna (such as his daughter, hadley)
— hadley, sweet hadley. teddy would kill for his daughter, because she's really the only person he has, period.
— doesn't like bears at all.
— he has this cat that he likes to use as a paperweight sometimes, he jokes keppler is a robo-cat
— he has the super relaxing voice that most aliens have, he hasn't used it in a while though.
— when he was little he had briGHT green hair for like one summer but then it was normal brown
— hadley is the light of his actual life and they're giant freaking nerds
— jokes about birthing hadley himself, because he doesn't like to think about her mom, because her mom left after hadley was born
— probably speaks in 95% star wars quotes
— he cries during marley and me
— bought his daughter a telescope when she was five
— literally doesn't care at all about grades with his daughter even though she's a straight a student he knows she's better than everything, he doesn't need to bother her with the Mortals
— constantly looking for any sign of e.t.s
— secretly hates doctor who
— doesn't believe in time travel but he does believe in portal hopping for some reason
— his inspiration is pizza and hadley
— loves mad libs
— once thought he saw his dad watching him from his room at foster care, and he hasn't given up on his dad since
— he thinks he can summon ufos but actually he's just really lucky to be in the right place at the right time. he thinks, but not really
— the Cool Dad
— he can sense vibrations kinda so that keeps him from running into things
— says he doesn't need glasses but good lord he's blind as a bat
— never gone to a doctor once because he may or may not have another pair of lungs
— loves swimming
— scares people by going underwater for ridiculous amounts of time
— obsessed with space
— his mom was impregnated by some passing extra terrestrial and she thought it was just her boyfriend's kid, so hey he was left in the dust/side of a road
— teddy was named because that was what he was found with on the side of a road (he still has the teddy bear)
— desperate to keep his daughter safe and happy because of how difficult it was for him growing up without parents that gave a crap
— he knows daniel. he knows daniel. he does not like daniel. alien or not, he Does Not Like his Daughter's Boyfriend
— have we mentioned, he is a Space Nerd? because he is, he's the biggest space nerd ever
— he has such a quirky sense of humor, he's really just a dry sarcastic two year old
— hatES potatoes
— "teddy what are you doing on the roof of the nasa space station" "i waS DRUGGED"
— he regularly breaks into nasa, they've accepted it by now
— him 42/8

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love teddy, so much

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ana's bff is here and all is right in the world

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i made a new dump that's all that matters and my gallery lasts longer than my galleries

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god ily conrad i missed u too we need to do stuff together now with our gays