social climb ⚘ dump

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[align=center][align=center][div style="0px; width:450px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 9pt; line-height:13px;"]ramin’s instagram story is iconic he was sitting in casual dress during the ballet scene during the phantom shows that are going on in korea and he was like “this is an intense part. it’s almost the rooftop scene, all i ask of you is gonna happen and the phantoms gonna appear shoot i gotta go”

[finny.]

[align=center][align=center][div style="0px; width:450px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 9pt; line-height:13px;"]TO DO LIST ON SATURDAY:
— Finish Orion, finish Evan’s revamped bio
— Research acid damage, see if it’s possible in TNW
— Make the “find a rp partner” thread in Advanced board
— Do all the staff stuff
— Write some nice stuff and just go off

— be nice to finny

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[align=center][align=center][div style="0px; width:450px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 9pt; line-height:13px;"]ol' shooty mcshoot face and kicky mckickass

name a more iconic duo

ramin's whole existence is a gift honestly

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[align=center][align=center][div style="0px; width:450px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 9pt; line-height:13px;"]funny thing was i was gonna put "bully finny" on my list but i didnt

i'll wait,

ramin. what a guy
i love his insta stories theyre either him working out like the good uncle he is or its him singing stuff and its grEAT

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Gasps how could you do Josh Taylor that dirty

He kinda does tbh


It’s the forehead

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[align=left]EVAN ERIK HARKNESS.

look at me wrong, and it could be your last mistake
[div style="background: #404040; width: 450px; height: 1px; font-size: 1px; color: transparent; margin-top: 2px; margin-bottom: 2px;"]&&

it was late night at the paris opera house. beneath the cellars, there was the sound of footsteps against a polished wooden floor. after a moment the man sat down.
“erik im fucking hungry” said the man in the chair
“well shit daroga what do you want” said erik frowning
“um can we go up and get some pizza hut” said nadir
“its 1881 pizza hut hasnt been invented yet”
“what about taco bell” questioned nadir
“oh yeah sure theres one one cellar up”

[align=left]COMPELLING VOICE, [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TallDarkAndSnarky]TALL DARK AND SNARKY

don't break my heart, or it could be your arm i break

&&

erik rowed rowed rowed the boat gently down the stream. they climbed up to the taco bell cellar. along the way nadir tripped on a dead body. he was angery. erik told him to stop being a sjw.
they opened the door to taco bell.
“hello welcome 2 taco bell” said the man who worked there “what can i get for you”
“uh ill have the cantina bowl” replied nadir “erik what do you want”
“a fuckin doritos locos taco only one i dont eat much”
“what flavor”
“nacho cheese”
“only fucking losers like nacho cheese” scoffed nadir “im buying you cool ranch”
“whatever”
“thatll be 27 dollars please” said the worker
“you humans and your capitalism” erik said as he killed the man
“jegus christ erik did you really need to do that” said nadir
“are you offended? ARE YOU OFFENDED?” said erik

reminder that i fuckin hATE CODING BUT HERE I AM TRYING TO CODE A NEW BIO CODE BECAUSE IM BORED OF MY OLD ONE

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"jegus christ erik did u really need to do that" is me @ erik always

i wISH U LUCK W BIO CODING MY FREN
esp if it gets orion here faster cough

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[align=center][align=center][div style="0px; width:450px; height:auto; text-align: justify; font-size: 9pt; line-height:13px;"]i've purposely excluded orion from the hunger games au im making because i care about him too much,,, btw i have so many drafts now because i have all the results and prompts saVED OH BOy and. oh boy

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nO NOT BRENDAN
I already have everyone reaped n ready to go :0

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i, no
i was so ready to buy that was something u wrote up in a fever dream

u better leave that good boy outta this au hellscape,, all it's doing is showing me how many characters of urs i have an earnest emotional connection to and i'm not ready for that kinda revelation at 9 am ok
also if u revived alexis only to brutally slaughter him in .5 seconds i, am gonna have some choice words