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[align=left]EVAN ERIK HARKNESS.
look at me wrong, and it could be your last mistake
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it was late night at the paris opera house. beneath the cellars, there was the sound of footsteps against a polished wooden floor. after a moment the man sat down.
“erik im fucking hungry†said the man in the chair
“well shit daroga what do you want†said erik frowning
“um can we go up and get some pizza hut†said nadir
“its 1881 pizza hut hasnt been invented yetâ€Â
“what about taco bell†questioned nadir
“oh yeah sure theres one one cellar upâ€Â
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COMPELLING VOICE, [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TallDarkAndSnarky]TALL DARK AND SNARKY
don't break my heart, or it could be your arm i break
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erik rowed rowed rowed the boat gently down the stream. they climbed up to the taco bell cellar. along the way nadir tripped on a dead body. he was angery. erik told him to stop being a sjw.
they opened the door to taco bell.
“hello welcome 2 taco bell†said the man who worked there “what can i get for youâ€Â
“uh ill have the cantina bowl†replied nadir “erik what do you wantâ€Â
“a fuckin doritos locos taco only one i dont eat muchâ€Â
“what flavorâ€Â
“nacho cheeseâ€Â
“only fucking losers like nacho cheese†scoffed nadir “im buying you cool ranchâ€Â
“whateverâ€Â
“thatll be 27 dollars please†said the worker
“you humans and your capitalism†erik said as he killed the man
“jegus christ erik did you really need to do that†said nadir
“are you offended? ARE YOU OFFENDED?†said erik
reminder that i fuckin hATE CODING BUT HERE I AM TRYING TO CODE A NEW BIO CODE BECAUSE IM BORED OF MY OLD ONE
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