FLINTLOCK CHATTING & PLOTTING

[LINCOLN L.]

roque needs to check his head because why would you wanna protect c a t
cat is a really mean cat
he puts the cat name to shame
my cats are the most pure, sweet beings >:'^{ cat is a HaRmFuL sTeReOtYpE
Nah I'm joking but seriously w h y

+ Welcome!

++ tfw you wanna make a plotting thread but also...lazy

[impiety]

woOO WELCOME SALEM

good luck roque cat gets into trouble

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cat would be the equivalent of a fERAL CAT HES NOT domestic

[LINCOLN L.]

yeah he does fit that description tbh
they're underweight, riddled with disease, flighty, angry, and do not enjoy being touched
sometimes you can lure one in for food and it acts nice until it's fat and happy and then it cLAWS YOUR MOM IN THE FACE SHOUTOUT TO MR SHED-DWELLING NEKO I FUCKING HATE YOU ok I'm done

link will still try and be nice to cat

[ROQUE]

Roque loves him he's such a good boy
Roques adopting him. No matter what
See roque is a mom and he rlly needs someone to take care if

[LINCOLN L.]

wait so
cat poussey
poussey cat...................

[impiety]

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cat might do that one day hmm. just. dig his fingernails into someone petting him and feeding him

good luck link

i agree roque is such a good boy
cat is so wEIRDED OUT BY ROQUE CARING ABT HIM

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thas not how u say it i dont thInk (looks at felix uncertainly)
maybe cat one day takes up that last name cus roque's his mom who knows??

[ROQUE]

Roque doesn't usually tell ppl his last name bc Americans have a tendency to pronounce it pussy which vexes him
But cat will know eventually and if he takes his name roque will sob

[impiety]

well th is chat proved roque's point as rIGHT
cat might
idk tbh bc he probably isnt the type to give a fuck abt names besides the fact that he wants to be called cat but he might??? pick it up eventually if he goes on to be Good and Domestic one day

[LINCOLN L.]

I know its not said like that but it's funny lmfao because it. looks. like that

Oof I need to make a plot thread I'm bored af

[ROQUE]

Do it
And yeah when roque says it his accent makes it sound like it is pussy just. Accented

I'm so bored I want class to be over