fishy kisses ∞ dump

[twistiethebear]

also i need to get my ass in gear and make troye a goddamn bio already dear god
him and rosario are little shits let me tell you making everyone think they the same god damn person

[paddy]

monty my BABY

it's true
they suck
troye is always bombarded with parenting tips

[twistiethebear]

monty is my baby as well. he is luxwell's son

and troye always face palms
like "i told you all, I AM NOT MARRIED OR A DAD"
he is bombarded with parenting tips
and then is asked for parenting advice
cuz nobody believes he's a different person

[paddy]

yes he is luka loves him ok

im crying true
he's like "i don't hAVE ANY ADVICE I DONT HAVE KIDS DAMMIT"
one day rosario asks him to babysit the kids and he takes them for ice cream and it's so Bad

[shizuknya]

i saw 5sos for my first concert back in 7th grade i think n they were cute and rickrolled me but luke didnt look as greasy if anything he looked like a sweet baby angel not a greasey fry
but like
HAVE FUN BBY

ELIJAH WITH BABY JAMIE?? YES PL E  A S E IM LIVING IM GONNA CRY


stella and sage: scout's handler

[twistiethebear]

monty loves his unofficial parents (this is also including unofficial mom olivia)

and troye is like "fuck i should've listened to those parenting tips"
he is trying to be a good babysitter but it is a mess

im excited because despite the greaseball that is luke, they are still really talented and it's a pretty intimate venue (so only general admission) so im super excited
and it's literally only 5 days after my eighteenth birthday c:

YES IT IS ELIJAH WITH BABY JAMIE I CRY

stella is gonna get him one of those backpack leashes

[paddy]

good olivia loves him true hes her SON

omfg true
hes trying his best and thats all that matters

omg twistie im so excited for you hAVE FUN

[twistiethebear]

monty loves his two dads and mom and his weird uncles cleo and ashley

he probs ends up with magic marker all over his face at the end of the day
but he's trying

and if it's all standing that means maybe i can get up front and see my babies hhhhhh

[shizuknya]

ah shit that sounds cooler than my shitty concert of theres i went to i was way way fuckin back and blind af but i had fun
almost got rained out
loved em

now u gave me hayden muse and hayden sucks
can u get a good photo of my boy michael

IMW HEEZING STELLA AND HIM GOING TO THE MALL TO HANG OUT AND FUCKIN
HES WEARING A LEASH BACKPACK AND HES DRINKING HAPPILy AT CHOCOLATE MILK HE GOT FROM STARBUCKS

[twistiethebear]

in other news i have monty muse so throw plots at this loser