HAPPINESS WILL RUIN THIS PLACE [ ✧ ] dump 2.0

[Rook!]

Good

[sovay]

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[div style="width: auto; line-height:125%; text-center: center; letter-spacing: 0px"]DAMIEN/VOX - HE/IT - ½ FAIDAE - OPEN TO PMS
[table]

[sovay]

[spoiler=staff]you are a joy
you're a joy
boogie woogie woogie
hoot screams about owl city
you are happiness
darwin gave u a kees
joey loves you <3

[eliza]

[align=center][div style="width: 440px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; line-height: 12px;"][size=8pt]oof don't mind me while i loiter here like the dELINQUENT i am

[sovay]

WAVES

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[spoiler=YOU’RE A FRAUD AND YOU KNOW IT -✧- tags][size=8pt]AND EVERY NIGHT AND DAY YOU SELL YOURSELF ✧ general
NAME ; joseph christiansen
  - NICKNAMES ; joe, joey
GENDER ; cis male
  - PRONOUNS ; he/him
SEXUALITY ; closeted homosexual
AGE ; 34
  - BIRTHDAY ; january 27th
ALLIANCE ; northstar district
  - RANK ; member

AND IT ALWAYS ENTERTAINS, YOU'RE GIVING PLEASURE ✧ appearance
HEIGHT ; 6'0"
WEIGHT ; 159 lbs
DESCRIPTION ; joseph is very muscular and above average height. he is pale with stunning blue eyes, like the ocean. his hair is short and typically slicked back, pale yellow in color, a few shades lighter than his strong eyebrows. he has sharp features, however a kind face. he has an anchor tattoo on his right shoulder and another smaller tattoo on the base of his skull of this symbol
CLOTHING ; joseph is a man of many sweaters. he wears them everywhere, even in the summer. when it's too hot for sweaters, he drapes them over his shoulders and ties them off. he likes wearing khakis rather than jeans. he isn't much of a fashion person, but likes to match all the same.
  - INVENTORY ; always carries the bible with him. he also has a few pictures of his family, crumpled from the years. he doesn't really carry much around, save for some lame medical supplies and the good book

AND THAT'S ADMIRABLE, YOU TELL YOURSELF ✧ personality
POSITIVE ; chipper, happy, friendly, good with children, excited, eager
NEUTRAL ; religious, easily flustered, doesn't like to open up, estranged from his family
NEGATIVE ; addictive personality, secretly very dark, deeply depressed, hiding his true self
MBTI ; esfp
TV TROPES ; awful wedded wife, family man, exiled to the couch, stepford smiler, token religious teammate, your cheating heart
ALLIANCE ; lawful good

AND SO YOU'LL GLADLY SELL YOURSELF TO OTHERS ✧ interaction + misc
DIFFICULTY LEVEL ; medium-hard
TRAINED IN ; hand to hand combat
ATTACK IN ; bold #ff6ba8
PM [iomedae] FOR PLOTS
OPEN TO ; powerplaying nonviolent actions
WON'T CAPTURE ; WON'T TORTURE ; WON'T KILL[/spoiler]

[sovay]

[align=center][div style="borderwidth=0px; width: 380px; font-size: 10pt; line-height:115%; text-align: justify; letter-spacing: -1px"][b][i]BUT I'M NOT YOUR HOLY GHOST WHEN YOUR WRISTS ARE BOUND, IT'S A DEADLY SIN TO GIVE A MAN THAT CROWN; YOU CAN'T SAY ALL HOPE IS LOST WHEN IT WAS NEVER FOUND. LET'S SETTLE IN, THEN SETTLE DOWN. I AM NOT YOUR SAVIOR ---------------------------------  ★
[div style="borderwidth=0px; width: 380px; font-size: 10pt; line-height:115%; text-align: justify; letter-spacing: -1px"][align=center]joseph christiansen [color=#f44283]★ he/him ★ northstar district ★ 34 ★ played by iomedae

[sovay]

[align=center][div style="borderwidth=0px; width: 475px; color: black; line-height:115%; text-align: justify; letter-spacing: -1px"][color=black][font=times new roman][b]HONEY CAN YOU SEE THE BLOODSTAINS ON MY TEETH? ——————— I'M NOT THE BEAST I USED TO BE
[align=center][ damien/nikolai ★ he/it ★ ½ faidae ★ 09/09/17 ★ open to pms ]

[eliza]

/waves back/
u got this aesthetic
and it's killing me in my soul smh

[sovay]

flips hair

thank you, thank you

[sovay]

archie headcanons

• speaks french and has french lineage
  
• can sing really well, but gets too embarrassed. only sings to amanda
  
• is a phenomenal painter, but doesn't really have time for it
  
• can't dance. at all. it's hopeless
  
• had a bad childhood. ran away at 14 to be a model
  
• while he's really attractive, he's not conceited. the only thing people ever really liked about him was his appearance, so he maintains his good looks in fear of being disliked
  
• favorite color is pink (obviously)
  
• very into social justice
  
• puts everyone else's needs in front of his
  
• would do anything to make his daughter happy. feels like he owes her the best life, the one he never had
  
• w e a k. very weak. he can barely lift a gallon of milk. someone help this boy.
  
• can't fight to save his life (literally). relies on his words getting him out of sticky situations
  
• doesn't understand social cues.
  
• loves music a lot, wishes he could play but he only sings
  
• likes every man. every single one of them.
  
• doesn't understand what the kids are talking about. clueless old man tbh
  
• doesn't like sweets. wasn't allowed them as a child and in the modeling industry he had to eat healthy, so never really acquired the taste for them
  
• listens to weird bands no one's ever heard of cough hipster
  
• cries when he's hugged
  
• amanda's biggest supporter 24/7
  
• still grieving alex, but believes he would've wanted him to move on
  
• does tarot readings and used to practice witchcraft
  
• scared of literally everything. jumps when the lights are turned on
  
• is a cat person, but still loves dogs
  
• probably a furry
  
• wants to make everyone happy
  
• more tba

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