hi welcome to chilis & trash heap

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honestly at some point zeke doesnt even pour wine in the glass he just chugs the bottle



(:

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my babies

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twistie best see them they were the cutest dang diddly things

Sad Zeke thing: no friends at fuckin allll. he grew up alone. his only like friend was stace and stace was just his heckin brother. so obviously he had an imaginary friend. school was.. hard. hopping around place to place/school to school. plus he washella introverted and was rlly anxious about it. In school he'd sit in the very back and when he had to introduce himself to the class he got shaky and his voice would shake and u can easily tell. he was like p short when he was a kid but he was watered and fed so he grow up to be nice tol tree. One day when his,, imaginary friend wasn't there,, he cried. He was like 10 but liek still. He cried and clung to stace and suddenly felt so alone. So so alone. Obviously he grew out of it but still it hurt so bad.

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beck: / sipping on his spiked eggnog / eustacia hartmann put those goddamn decorations away... or else

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Zeke, actually willing to putting things away: stace I'm NOT doing this myself
Dylan, giving stace narrowed eyes

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Now is the day I write the cringiest Christmas fluff you'll ever read
Ririel on Christmas
The Hartmann fam/gang Christmas makin cookies and shit and then an all out war
Maybe a separate version where alfie and Zeke drunk af decorating cookies
[i]whispers and some other ship idk ideas pls

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stace, arms over his chest, pouting: i said no, this is bullshit

i can't wait for the best christmas fluff ever

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beck: that's it i'm leaving and when i come back these decorations better be put away STACE

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Dylan will bust out the puppy eyes

i can't wait for the worst christmas fluff ever

Fixed it

[twistiethebear]

drunk zelfie attempts to cook part two: throwing cookie batter or a multitude of coloured frosting at each other and making a mess