I WONDER WHAT IM RUNNING FROM // private

[dannychan]

he hummed. "i know." he said with another wink (he's was really bad at winking). he say and propped his feet on the desk. "you want tax fraud? i'll do it for ya."

[peridot.]

He frowned and got to his feet, going over to the desk and reaching down to grab the front of Danny's shirt, twisting it in his hand and saying as he glared at the other, "Tell me why the fuck you had somebody after you. For real. Because apparently now I'm an accomplice."

[dannychan]

he hummed. "i make and sell weapons illegally.. and sometimes war drugs. also steal. and fence. a lot of shit."

[peridot.]

He glared down at the other for a moment before sighing and letting him go, saying quietly as he ran a hand through his hair, "Goddamn it... and why exactly did you decide to pull me into all of this?"

[dannychan]

he blinked. "because i need someone around your size for my next job and all of my friends are either taller or larger so either you help me or i plant something illegal on you and call the troopers."

[peridot.]

Newt's eyes widened a bit, and he glared at the other, huffing, "Fine, I'll help you if it'll get you to... go away."

[dannychan]

he hummed. "i don't think you want me to go away~"

[peridot.]

He blinked and rose an eyebrow, crossing his arms as he said quietly, "Oh, really? You don't think so?"

[dannychan]

he scoffed. "is be so much easier to break someone's knee, though!" he said and then paused. "ok, since you're a bounty hunter, i'm an accountant named jimmy falcon." he said with a wink.

[peridot.]

When the other blinked, he frowned and said quietly, huffing, "That is absolutely not true, you dick."