hi welcome to chilis & trash heap

[shizuknya]

"is joe keery pregnant"
i dont think joe keery is fine tho

MILO'S JUST "LISTEN HIS INITIALS ARE DAD YOUG OTTAAA"
& IM CRYING JOE KEERY DIDNT KNOW THAT DK MEANT DONT KNOW THATIS 1001% MILO F  CU k


when she says a threat but mom and dad think shes joking

[vix]

HOnestly, I feel like DAD and Ellie’s relationship would consist of lots of backtalking, her being annoyed, and him being annoyed and at least at the beginning, they don’t get along but have to deal with each other bc DAD dates MOM and he’s apart of the friend group

[atomic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2X-U5vlzDs
i love this
dacre is so cute?? he started talking about a cute lil kitten like "i love cats, it was very cute" and i was "awwwwWWWW"

i need to rewatch "is joe keery okay?"

nate, smiling but confused kind of: YEAH AHA TOTALLY A JOKE

YES DAD WAS MADE

THE GIRL INTERVIEWING WAS PROBABLY LIKE "OKAY THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION I'M GONNA GET SOME DARK SHIT AND SECRETS"
dacre:
hi i saw a cute cat in a shop once and i love

what a dante thing

[shizuknya]

this family needs a plotting thread asap
i love these babies sm w ow

uh yes they also need a gaten child bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vB0QORbEAo
GATEN BTW IS SO FUCKING CUTE HIS EYES FUCKING SPARKLE YALL OH MY GOD HES AN ACTUAL PUPPY IN A DISNEY MOVIE


milo, inviting these kids and dante to his house when his parents arent home and he makes a legit dinner and shit and it's like a real family.
im crying imaigning him in an apron


DACRE IS SOCUTE I LOVE HIM AND HSIEYELASHES

[marsy]

cyrus is going to try and make dad’s life hell tbh

that dinner would literally be a family dinner bc cyrus and ellie would be annoying each other and cyrus would end up flicking food off his spoon over to dante and keep sassing him n shit

[vix]

I’m crying and honestly, though they’re only playing family, ellie is actually going to become attached to them so if there’s any angst to where they fall apart she’s going to be so fucking upset

[shizuknya]

cyrus & ellie: bickering
dante: has mashed potatoes on his face
milo: sat at the end of the table drinking wine and rubbing his temples


oh no milo will hOLD THIS FAMILY TOGETGER

[atomic]

"i like being clean, but i'm not"
me too


joe keery is pregnant

at first dante/dad is like "umm hello who are these weird people and why am i here and can i just go back to being a loner" but then he falls in love with them all v quickly

SCREAM
dante also cooks tho bc he doesn't want the mom to have to do all the work
this is cute

YES YES YES PLOTTING THREAD
btw when we make it can y'all put your bios in it bc i don't think i've read the ones for either kids

thanks cyrus
dante has his work cut out for him that part is obvious

[atomic]

http://www.bearbonesrp.com/index.php?top...;topicseen

ily now get ur ass over here, able

[shizuknya]

when ur parents gonna take ur shit away at 10 and u need it bc ur tv is fucked and u sleepwith the tv on
i havet studdied at all it's 9:30
honestly idek why i try anymore i give up on literally fucking everything i give up on trying to be a good kid i give up on trying to get good grades and satisfy others i give up on literally fucking everything


ANYWAY AHAHA ENOUGH OF THAT DEPRESSING SHIT BACK TO THE FAMILY

joe keery is pregnant

milo was like "these are my kids but not rlly my kids you will help me raise them"

bless mom and dad for making a good meal for theese kids

i can make the plotting??