THE BADLANDS CHAT THREAD + DISCORD

[parks.]

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happy friday everyone <3

+ omfg that would be great. she could pull parks’ ear whenever she says something disrespectful

[Shadow]

she would totally do that

"you're too weak to be a badlander"
"well you're too weak to be a man but here you are"

"dumbass-owowoW DORIS WHY"

[dannychan]

she would totally do that

"you're too weak to be a badlander"
"well you're too weak to be a man but here you are"

"dumbass-owowoW DORIS WHY"

me
she can also wringe benders neck for always drinking

[Sheogorath]

Sheogorath would support and encourage her the whole way lol.

[Shadow]

i've decided that this is my best idea yet

"is that alcohol?! in MY good christian badlands?!"

omg sheogorath don't encourage her

[dannychan]

i've decided that this is my best idea yet

"is that alcohol?! in MY good christian badlands?!"

omg sheogorath don't encourage her

"LADY WE LITERALLY MÃœDER FOR A LIVING AND U THINK MY ALCOHOLISM IS B A D"

[parks.]

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im fucking living for this

“sTOP! GET YOUR FUCKIN’ HANDS OFF ME YOU OLD HAG, I’LL KILL YOU”
parks would not be happy

[Shadow]

doris will be both the disciplinary old lady and the protective grandmama
she'll get onto the badlanders all the time but if anybody touches them they're gonna get a can of old woman butt-whoopin opened on them

[dannychan]

"have you eaten today dear?"
"no?"
"*throws a chicken* eat motherfucker"

[parks.]

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parks is lowkey gonna be afraid of her or at least somewhat cautious
she’ll be more aware of what she says around doris bc she doesnt want to get her ass kicked by an old lady + she’s sure her ears are going to fall off if she pulls them any more