THE BADLANDS CHAT THREAD + DISCORD

[vix]

JUST DEAL WITHCHO FEELINGS YA’LL
ELLIE WILL ATTEMPT TO COUNSEL CHARLIE
PERCY CAN COUNSEL HONŌKA

honestly here in America
We kinda skip celebration wise over thanksgiving
Til it’s ACTUALLY thanksgiving
It’s weird

[Beatles.]

Wait,,, the guys counsel the girls and the girls counsel the guys??
Oh nvm I just realized that Ellie trying to give advice to Charlie would be the best thing ever
Ellie: you like her don’t u?? *waggles eyebrows*
Charlie: no
Ellie: cmon i can see the way u look at her
Charlie: i’m not takin advice from a little girl
Ellie: boy I’m only 10 years younger than u and i’m more in control of my love life than u are

Idek what I’m gonna eat for thanksgiving
I’ll be in Mexico,, celebrating an American holiday
Weird, right?

[vix]

Ellie: so this is what you do,,,
Charlie: stop
Ellie: take her in a nice romantic date and,,,,
Charlie: what do you even know about all this
Ellie: lucky guess?

OO MEXICO
HAVE FUN

[paddy]

percy would be so CRAP at counselling someone like that om g
"ok so like.....do u like them" "yeah" "oh that's cool. don't have sex till after marriage or else u die otherwise go crazy"

wow
wILD
mexico sounds fun take me with you

[Beatles.]

Don’t have sex or you’ll DIE

And it’s funnn except there’s no wifi
For real
It takes like 5 minutes to load a page
Hhheck

[whittaker,]

im CRYING nessy im in texas
we were talking abt how paddy was the outlier bc theres so many americans on the site

ALSO AAA IM GLAD YALL LIKE CHARLŌ? SCREAMS
i'll do more over the break i promise i will SOMETIMES take breaks from pokemon aksjhg
but oh god what if people notice their crippling awkwardness and then ship them wouldnt that be hilarious
and then everyone tries to counsel charlie yep good a+ do it

[vix]

THAt is literally,,,, hard to deal with

YES CHARLŌ IS FUCKIN LIT
yes and Ellie,,,, she doesn’t think she’s good at counseling bc she does a lot of idk
But I’d like to think she’d make a difference

[Beatles.]

oof
i'd be so shook if i were the only american on a website tbh

lmfao charlie would pretend to be annoyed at ellie but maybe he'd take her advice??
he's just had a lot of flings and one-night stands but nothing like this
romance is scary m AN

[vix]

Omg yes Ellie would be proud of herself
And isn’t Charlie always annoyed with Ellie?
It’s how this “friendship” works

And we all know it’s scary, Charlie
But u don’t wan’ die alone, friend

[julian.]

y’all i have two kittens in my care and i’m exhausted
cries
they were flea infested and had to be thoroughly cleaned
i’ll try to reply to everything tomorrow!!