alfie looks b surprised so like someone just walked in but like [i]abs for days
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When alfie is literally everyone ever: just wanting to walk around the house naked
Zeke: this is normal
Abs for days god what does that boy fuckin do
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he just wants to be able to walk around naked BUT SOMEONE RANDOM KEEPS WALKING IN (i.e. one of his siblings or stace or idk)
he works out a lot
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Zeke, walking in: hey babe I'm back I brought Chinese
Alfie, naked on the couch: SWEET
Zeke: *throws a blanket on his head*
The two of them working out
That's a date
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alfie: if i could i would never wear clothes
yes please
that's a good date idea
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Zeke: I'm concerned
Zeke: I'm only naked at certain times, you're naked for 24/7
Gettin ripped and sweaty together
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alfie: i'm not naked 24/7
alfie: there is nothing better than naked, naked is great
omg like zeke teaching alfie how to actually fight
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Zeke: I've seen you naked more than I've seen you clothed, alfie
awww yeS aaaah
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alfie: and that's a bad thing because...?
just alfie can't fight at all (like he can kind of but not really). he may be strong but he'd lose in a fight rip
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Zeke, grinning: oh I never said it was a bad thing
That's why zeke teaches him sm stuff about killing certain things, how to fight, etc.
He wants alfie to be safe.
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