OFFICIAL HOGWARTS CHATTING/PLOTTING THREAD

[sultan]

yes that sounds good!!!
LA t e NIG HT convos
i read that and spat out my milk b y e

"if u punch urself.......are u weak or are u strong"

[minseok —]

minseok: "did the chicken come first or the egg"
luhan:
kyungsoo:
minseok:
kyungsoo: "n o"

[luhan —]

my god yes pls let this happen
i love thinking abt luminsoo gettin deep and philosophical at 3 AM

[sultan]

nskj;SKDKL

k: guys....things aren't on fire...fire are on things
m:
l:
k:
l: don't we have that dada exam tomorrow
k: i knOW BUT HEAR ME OUT

[breccan h. m.]

don't hurt brec u m o n s t e r

too late ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sehun —]

breathes
ok ok but sehun is trying so hard to genuinely like kyungsoo and minseok, but at the same time he keeps thinking "how do i keep these peasants from stealing my xiao lu?? ? ? it might happen..... when might it happen..... wh i c h  o n e  w i l l  i t  b e" so ye let's say it's going abt as well as one would expect rippppp

idk what u guys have planned (if anything at all) but like,,, if luminsoo have inside jokes or smth,, at mandatory events sehun is sitting beside the three of them and luhan whispers smth to kyungsoo and minseok and they all just laugh and he's left wondering like,,,

sehun: "wat did he say"
sehun: "was it abt me?? ?"
sehun: "was it abt him? ??"
sehun:
sehun: *has a mental breakdown*

[yerim —]

oh wait
hc that during yeri's first year at hogwarts, she saw him sitting at the slytherin table and went "o wow, what a fine specimen" and approached him, being all "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" and he let her sit w/ him bc he was trying to be nice, and she lowkey tried to flirt, but then she saw that he was 110% distracted at dinner and completely out of it bc he was busy making heart-eyes at luhan, so instead the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) intensifies in her and yeri immediately hops on the ship and proclaims herself the captain, and she just. teases him. all throughout the meal.

bc tbh she doesn't give a shit abt getting involved in a relationship if she can make her favourite ships canon.
and hunhan is too good a ship to pass on.

[sehun —]

is yeri a sadist bc sehun will think so. he'll think she's srsly out to rip his soul out of his body/

jfc if she did that sehun will stare at her like "who tf is this girl?? ? who tf attacks some1 they just met?? ? ? ? ??"
but yeee that sounds good. rip sehun he's getting attacked left and right. pls pray for his soul. do vampires have souls though bc idk? ??

yeri is just the embodiment of. many fangirls basically. :'^)

[sultan]

skklKFSL IM DEAD Poor sehunnie
kyungsoo, approaching sehun: what's ur sc
sehun: what
kyungsoo: it's for uh.,.,.,,.., *looks back at luhan and sweats* research
sehun:
kyungsoo:

also yeri is me every single time i look at sehun bye

[minseok —]

xiumin wHY
baekhyun's, chanyeol's, chen's, d.o.'s, and lay's are all correct though. you can't argue with any part of theirs cx
also regarding the fic.......................... no comment lol

transfer students?? :000000 ok thennn
oH WAIT MAYBE THIS CAN EXPLAIN HOW LUHAN, MINSEOK, AND KYUNGSOO MET
[member=9]sultan ★[/member] [member=3656]✦. NATSUKI[/member] so while luhan spent his first year at mahoutokoro, minseok and kyungsoo could've met during their first year at hogwarts and maybe they shared a dorm, but then come second year, luhan was sorted into ravenclaw and went over to the table right afterwards looking confused and whatever, and minseok and kyungsoo saw him and invited him over and they became friends,,, and then,,, idk now they could share a triple or smth idkkk

IMAGINE THEIR LATE-NIGHT CONVOS THO LIKE G O D