bitch liquor / p plotting

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dsfherujekm yes oh my god
"MUM I JUST MET THE LOML"
"who is she?"
"the college drug dealer"

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brO omg denise would think it was the funniest thing while mimi would just go off like he'd have to hold his phone like a foot away from him just to avoid getting hearing damage lmao
"mum i'm in love with campus drug dealer"
"no??? you're not????? shut up you're like seven what do you know about love???????"

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FJSXKFKD YES
ok but he sits next to her in a morning lecture and always brings her coffee and she's like "you don't have to do that" and he's like "i like doing it (-:"

and in her head she's like "is like to do you"

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omg melrose would be fuckign shook
"and i'd like to go home and read the entire bible thanks you and goOd daY"

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GJDKDKD

okay okay but like watch her sneak into the blood drive bc she has lupus and isn't supposed to donate........and that's why she passes out and also bc she's so small

but?????? literally he's the best wow
maybe they see eachother at a party and that's when she's like "i'm way too drunk to walk home by myself so can you walk me"

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ok and as they're walking home they have the weirdest conversation that's just melrose basically telling her his entire life story and her waiting for him to tell her his credit card number right quick

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fkfdkfkd oh my god yes???? she's listening to his whole story and then when they're at her door she's like "goodnight melbourne" and closes the door dkfkskfdks

jk she's nice and would be a flirty drunk and use the first pickup line that comes to her mind which is "i lost my phone number, can i have yours?" and melrose, being the person he is, gives it to her like "sure (((((:"

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and the next morning melrose would send her some cheesy ass motivational facebook mom quote thing and she would block him so damn fast she almost breaks her thumb

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TKDKCK

or some trash meme
she's so close to blocking him then she's like "i need to teach him the proper meme way"

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ok but consider: amelia deadass giving him a meme 101 crash course
"and pepe's dead now bc the nazis killed him, so don't use him and instead gavin the Relatableâ„¢ child"