bitch liquor / p plotting

[bons]

awesome!!!! that's honestly so great ugh

ok ok ok ok mel and amelia
so amelia is totally falling apart in college,,,, maybe they meet there??

[fuentes]

sounds good to me
like melrose probably has his shit together and amelia is just looking at him like "what the fuck how???"

[bons]

melrose: has money, food, a good family, passing his classes
amelia: your good vibes are fucking w my bad ones

[fuentes]

melrose: doing well in his classes, getting up early just for the hell of it, probably doing yoga to balance his chi or whatever
amelia: what kinda hippie sjw bullshit is this

[bons]

okay but maybe he was helping out w blood donors and amelia donated blood for the sole purpose that she could see him and after she donated blood he's like "how do you feel" and she just smiled then passed out

[fuentes]

fuCk that's so cute oh my god yeS

[bons]

HONESTLY
and then she regains consciousness and he's like "omg are you okay????" and she has to be the person she is and reply with "hahah did you kiss me back to life"

[fuentes]

bro melrose would be so shOoK like he wouldn't even know what to say he'd just sort of  go "haha yeah sure i guess" and just prays that she leaves soon so she won't see him freak tf out

[bons]

FKDKFE and then she's like "i'll see you around melrose" "how do you know my name" "it's on your name tag"

he's shooketh and immediately calls him moms screaming about finding his soulmate

[fuentes]

bitch yes oh my god that's for sure what he does like
"momma she read my name tag this is clearly the woman i'm supposed to marry"