SO CHIC — bons chat

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YES BATDAD 10/10

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hey as if we didn't have enough angst
wilona finding out that she can't conceive a child after seventeen years of wanting one of her own

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OH FUCK NO HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HER
BONS YOU MONSTER

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shrugs
she'll be depressed for a week and literally refuse to get out of bed

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baileyd be like "my guy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we can adopt those little motherfuckers"

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yes i love bailey
and wilona's family would be shook to the core because,,,,,,,, wilona is so depressed about it and she's never been this way before
and even w bailey if he tries to get her to eat something she just ignores him
shes pulling an ian gallagher

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AND THEN SHE WHEN SHE STARTS FEELING BETTER [or enough to actually sit up and do something] SHE'LL BE ON HER PHONE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF DOGS AND PROBABLY CRY BECAUSE THEYRE SO ADORABLE
and then one day bailey comes home with a duffel bag that keeps moving and wilona is shook to the core when she opens it and finds a puppy
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i mean come on

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WHY IS BAILEY SO GOOD TO HER??
can't have any actual babies... but we can have furry babies.
AND BY FURRY I MEAN DOGS AND CATS.

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glares @ phanto
i'm kinkshaming

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kinkshaming is my kink
DO NOT KINKSHAME ME