bitch liquor / p plotting

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they're total opposite tbh
like avery rose probably just drinks like a non-alcoholic strawberry daiquiri in the club
and then there's grayson, who is for sure the kind of person to drink two drinks at once just for The Buzz

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FNDKD true

he always drinks the cheapest alcohol because "the expensive stuff is like water"

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hc: gray drinks nothing but hennessy and cheap ass tequila bc it gets him drunk fast and avery rose goes from looking like a snack to Looking Like A Whole Five Course Meal

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true????

ar: babe you should slow down
grayson, on his fourth shot of tequila: SORRY ITS TOO HOT IN HERE BC UR HERE I COULDNT HEAR YOU
ar: that didn't make sense
g: WHAT

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and you know for a Factâ„¢ that he's a freaky drunk so he's for sure all over her and she's just like "gray i love you but please stop shoving your hand up my dress ok we're in public"

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"i respect your decision"
then he forgets and does it again ten minutes later

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like fucking clockwork tbh
honestly just thinking of all the stupid/wild shit grayson would say to avery rose while he's drunk is making me laugh my fucking ass off rn it's hilarious omg

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g: do geese have night vision

also they get in an argument
g: IF A FISH IS SUBMERGED IN WATER ITS NOT WET BECAUSE ITS SURROUNDED BY WATER

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tell me why he really thought he was delivering facts with that line and avery rose is just sitting there like "jfc why is my boyfriend so dumb"

g: PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY JUST FEATHERLESS CHICKENS I SWEAR TO GOD

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ckfdkfkr so true