bitch liquor / p plotting

[fuentes]

that all sounds like a terrible idea but if there's just a slight chance that you could get some dick then fucking go for it

[bons]

sh
i never said it was a good idea
it's just.......an idea

but in other news my exchange friends magnus and jette are fucking cliff diving at exchange camp right now so

[fuentes]

just don't do anything too stupid bc it's only freshman year

they're living proof that the dutch have zero concern for their own lives and thus should be feared

[bons]

ok ikikikik

honestly the dutch and the germans need to be feared at all times
they're allowed to drink at sixteen and if that's not the raddest thing ever idk what is
tbh it's not even rad but??? they're in invincible damn alcohol can't penetrate their underdeveloped bodies unlike americans

[fuentes]

like girl you gotta pace yourself so that by senior year you can do the absolute dumbest shit without people being too shook

why tf are they allowed to drink so soon??? i'm so pissed about that like damn i wanna fuck up my liver super early too

[bons]

true true

IKR
MAGNUS IS LIKE "i don't drink so" AND IM LIKE "i respect your choice but OTS TIME TO GET LIT"

[fuentes]

ok but honestly
avery rose is magnus and grayson is you

[bons]

uh true???

ALSO IM SLEEPING OVER NEXT WEEKEND AND I HAVE SO MANY OF THOSE STUPID RIDDLES IN MY INSTAGRAM ARCHIVES SO I CAN RECORD THEM TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT
in math i did the yes and eyes thing to jette and she couldn't figure it out so i'm taking full advantage of it

[fuentes]

ar: gray i don't drink
g: babe i love you and i respect you for that but it's time to get fucking lit rn

jfc bons leave the poor foreign children alone

[bons]

i shallnt

honestly that's him
"babe i love you and respect you but it's time to get lit"