IT'S IN MY DNA TO DIE EVERY TIME SOMEONE COMES BACK / [open] chat

[Seliane]

[member=58]megumi.[/member] sure, i'd be willing to help you change yours !! did you have anything in mind regarding a new theme or ?? :00

nO WELL KEEP TRYING LOL IT WON'T DO ANYTHING
i stg the fic was at least 89% crack like ?? that's what happens when u and ur bff write fics together at 1-5am

oho but the part right b4 the part i posted was this, right?:

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Fifth year begins like any other.

Hundreds of bright-eyed, slightly terrified first years nervously fill the gaps between cheering color-coded upperclassmen as the ancient grouchy rag hat sorts them this way or that. The stars in the enchanted ceiling shine brightly. Taehyung eats the rest of Jimin’s pumpkin pie (a tradition by now, from day one) and above them, a gold lion yawns majestically.

It’s only when everyone’s found a seat, and McGonagall begins introducing this year’s faculty and new Head Boys and Girls, that a foreboding and unusual wave of silence sweeps through the entire Great Hall, and-

All eyes are on Kim Seokjin.

Taehyung’s mouth falls open mid-chew, fork clattering to the table where it’d been dueling (and sadly losing to) Jimin’s spoon, and seconds later, an elbow meets his ribs, hard.

“Dude,” Jimin whistles lowly, eyes glued to the head of the Hufflepuff table. “Holy shit. Tae, pinch me. I think I’m hallucinating, because that can’t be Seokjin.”

Taehyung does, and then he pinches himself for good measure.

“Jiminnie, I see it too. Send help.”

“I want whatever he’s on,” says Jimin unhelpfully.

Just last year before they’d all gone home for the summer, the kind but otherwise entirely unremarkable Hufflepuff Prefect - now Head Boy - had been tall, a little chubby, and rocking the most highly-questionable mushroom cut and unflattering pair of square frames known to all mankind. The seventh year across the hall is still tall, but the baby fat in his cheeks has melted off like butter on a hot bun, and the only thing framing his face is an attractively styled wind-blown side sweep. He looks stunning. It’s like magic.

Jimin says so.

Taehyung pouts, because, “Magic can’t plastic surgery people like Kim Seokjin into a god. He’s cheating. It’s not fair. D’you think he’s hotter than me now?”

“Everybody’s hotter than you, Tae.”

“Wow,” Taehyung sniffs. “Rude.”

“Just kidding.” Jimin spares him a bright grin, and it dissolves into giggling as he finally manages to tear his eyes away from the Hufflepuff table. “Oh my god, look at that Ravenclaw Prefect - the one over there. He looks so thirsty.”

Taehyung squints over a sea of heads to look, and laughs too at the utterly dumbfounded expression on a tall blond’s face as the guy blatantly stares at the former Prefect. “Of course it’s Namjoon. Do they even know each other? I mean like Namjoon skipped a year and Seokjin started late, right?”

A loud scream from the Slytherin table draws their attention to where somehow an entire goblet of something red has been upended over one of the Prefects. The new Head Boy, short and infamously antisocial, bodily drags a Hoseok who looks like he’s been murdered out of his seat and out of the hall.

“What was that about?” Jimin asks.

Taehyung shrugs, “I don’t know, but let’s ask Jungkookie.”

His short best friend purrs, “I looove asking Jungkookie.”

and truu tbh... didn't several exo members admit they at one point felt some sort of attraction to him ?? cx

[astraeaaa6]

//FLAILS IN FASHIONABLY LATE

[Sasaki]

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[Seliane]

yELLS HEY [member=63]astraea[/member] !!! <3 i'm just,,, casually posting pieces of a backstory fic/crack fic,,, it has to do with our hp au pfffnbft
honestly tho i'm excited to plan out chanbaekchen, joyri, jackbam, and luna x amber (lunber ?? amna ?? both sound strange smh) antics as well... the prank wars'll be ridiculous lmao

and hey nash !!

[Annika]

yayyy astraea's here i thought you popped in here a while back but ig i was mistaken oops

hi, nash-senpai! and tOHSAKA I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE TOO OMF

ALSO JIEJIE PLS POST THE YOONGI BIT... WHEN HE BURNED THE PHOTOS BC THAT PART WAS A+ L OL

[Seliane]

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Slytherin Head Boy, Min Yoongi, has not been through a whole lot in his seventeen years of existence, mostly because he’s exceptionally talented (if he may say so himself) at actively avoiding strenuous engagements like the plague (with the sole exception of Quidditch). So he is legitimately floored when Kim Seokjin stops him on the grand staircase between classes and hands him intimate pictures. Of himself.

The multiple hims in the photos all flush hotly in what he imagines to be a perfect mirror of what he currently feels, heat crawling up his chest to his cheeks. It’s half embarrassment and half rage, and he drops the photos, one Incendio later.

“What the fuck is this?” he demands, and then feels just a little bad because Seokjin looks vaguely scandalized as well.

“What a shame, I thought those were some nice pictures. But to answer your question, I’m not sure either,” the other boy laughs lightly. “Someone owled the photos to me. At first I thought you’d sent them drunk or something but,” Seokjin shrugs, “I guess not.”

“You thought it was-- Seokjin. Why would you think that.”

Seokjin has the gall to wink at him. “Sorry, Yoongi. I’ve been getting a lot of strange mail and things like that so. Well, anyway, here, I made you some cookies in case you got mad.”

Yoongi is floored again, because who makes cookies; who even has the time to make cookies seventh year when they need to pass their NEWTs, for something like this?

“No thanks, I appreciate it but it’s okay. I’m sure there’s a long line of your fans who’d love them instead.”

“I insist! Please just take them.” The cookies are cutely packaged in a plastic baggie with a pink ribbon and shoved haphazardly into Yoongi’s pale hands. “I’ll see you at the meeting next weekend!”

Yoongi shakes his head, brows furrowed in confusion, as he watches Seokjin disappear down the spiral of stairs.

Leaning over the banister of the floor above, Taehyung tucks his camera away safely.

Ten minutes later, he writes, ‘he made yoongi cookies!!!!’ on a piece of parchment during Astronomy and the words vanish after a few minutes, indicating that Jimin’s read them. If he remembers correctly, this is the period that his soulmate has Arithmancy.

‘what?! why??’

‘i have pictures. it’s so cute it’s like mom baking for dad!!’

‘e w. kim taehyung i am not here for shipping parents together.’

Taehyung pretend-scowls at his parchment. ‘hey my parents are cute as f together.’ There’s no immediate reply from Jimin, and he tries to study the pattern of his spilled tortoise bones again. They still look like a whole lot of nothing. He makes something up for his analysis and moves on. ‘wait, jimin are you ok like are your parents ok.’

It’s a few more minutes before handwriting that isn’t his appears again.

‘yeah wut bro you’ve met my parents. but that doesn’t mean i want to see them snogging each other.’

^^ah, this part ??

[megumi]

@seliane
i was thinking sakura kyoko or sayaka miki as backup from pmmm?

[astraeaaa6]

hEY Y'ALL
lol it looks great so far i acc cannot wait for everything ytafgihlsjafo

@anni, lol tbh so did i?? but apparently not whoops

when you're in the middle of a battle in a game and your mum calls you for dinner and you can't save ( ' :

[Seliane]

[member=58]megumi.[/member] ooh, all right !! i love sakura kyouko sm,,, she was my fav along with homura <33
is there any specific way you want it formatted, or lyrics you want me to use ?? i could do it the way you have your signature now, with a few modifications ofc, or i could do one like the one i'm using right now if you like that one better ??

@pika wAHH THX <33 i'm honestly too excited to start it,,, i actually have all the hcs for seventeen done, and now i'm working on the ones for exo,,, then i still gotta finish yeri's but that shouldn't take too long, nor should the ones for f(x) since i've loved them for a long time aaaa but someone's gotta stop me before i add nct because... i keep getting the urge to and maybe later i will but i wanna get this show on the road first if you know what i mean :'^)

when it's all ready and set to go tho,,,, realistically (as realistic as hp gets ofc) hogwarts would prolly burn down within five minutes of like,,, the ten or so shit disturbers from all the groups setting foot on the grounds, but ofc it has to last longer than that,,, maybe one of the profs could place an anti-burning charm on the school ?? but anyway the halls will be a Mess™ and it's gonna be gR10

and rip i hate when that happens,,,,,, put it in sleep mode, maybe ??

+ do you want a signature too, pika ?? tbh i'm in a coding mood again and i'd start doing the profiles for red velvet for the hogwarts au but i've gotta wait for hayato bc he was gonna help and he's not here yet he said he went to get us bubble tea so..... ye i'm waiting and i'm gonna do meg's as soon as she responds but it shouldn't take too long i think ahaha

[megumi]

just go wild, as long as it's aesthetically pleasing i'm not overly picky. but the lyrics from and i'm home would be cool, and pictures in the signature would be such too.