LAZY AFTERNOONS — ☆*:・☽ BAT'S CH DUMP!

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[member=27]marsy[/member] you're welcome

donny: nico come here
nico: *running from literally miles away* whAT DO YOU NEED ARE YOU OKAY
donny: can you get me a pen

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also *insert that one hottest motherfuckers on the whole damn block song by amanda blank*

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nico whenever donny has do to literally anything:

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NDTNFNF YES
nico and his always busy girlfriend
nico: stay here and i can make those crepes you like
donny: this is the most important deal of the year babe
nico: i guess

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yes oh my GOD
also omg when donny finally agrees to go out with nico like he's been asking her every day since they were like 16 but finally its like
nico: so will you go out with me
donny: yeah ok
nico: ok, you need to call your grandma today she called me yester—WAIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID YES

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NDDJDHDJD THATS HOW IT'LL GO
nico: go out with me
donny: sure
nico: also your grandma needs more pill-- did you just say yes

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and nico would like meticulously plan out their first date cause he's been imagining it since he was 16 like what even would it be

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it would be some kind of romantic canal boat ride but it goes into some shady location and at the end of it they get dropped off and he hands her a gun with two bullets and leads her to three of the opposing mobs members and is like 'youncan either shoot two or kill them all with one bullet' and she's like 'this date is the best thing that has ever happened to me'

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scratch that she's like "nico is the best thing that ever happened to me" i love them so much they are so iconic tbh

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concept: mafia themed thread.