bitch liquor / p plotting

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he tries and two minutes in she's like
"houston stop. go get a pack of pudding cups from the store and eat them without a spoon then come back when you're not stiff as a board"

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laura is honestly Too Freaky for his mayo ass he's just not ready at all

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um true she's Too Freaky for anyone
especially his vanilla ass
a concept: laura being Surprised when he pipes her for the first time because he was good at it?? but in really he was on wikihow for three hours the night before

also ?? wow i like this gif

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me: was MIA for like a week
also me: FUE IS GONE FOR ONE (1) DAY AND I CAN NOT FUNCTION

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i'll be like fully back tomorrow babe you'll be alright :-))

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and also reply to the gravery thread you lil shit

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fuck
okay i will let me eat

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here's some motivation :-)))

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AmAzing holy shiT

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ok thomas is gorgeous and all but you could literally calculate the slope of his hairline in these gifs