bitch liquor / p plotting

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FJSKXD
b: how's the chicken?
g: good, he says as smoke blows from his ears

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g: sweating profusely
g: face is so red he looks like a tomato
g: is literally crying
g: it's :,) great :,)))) so :,) good :,)))))

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GISKD that's him
this fic is JUICY and i love it

also houston
i hate houston
highkey i want them to live in seattle now

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fUCk i'm so ready for it omg

literally fuck houston
he needs to be decked right now immediately ok thanks
seattle is lit :-)

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it's official
they live in seattle now i'm scrapping oregon
she's like "lol okay i saw you at an art festival once and you kept begging your friends to take you home"
"wHat nO thAt wAshNt me"

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yES LAURA EXPOSE HIM!!
i'm so here for this oml

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also he gets so Turned On whenever she does anything
l: flips him off in the hallway
h: you can't just give me blue balls like that it's not healthy

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l: you're a digusting piece of shit
h:


also!! you can't tell me that grayson doesn't blast "castaway" by 5sos whenever avery rose doesn't text back in less than 2.9 seconds

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here is this > http://my.w.tt/UiNb/tscr2X6ByF
it's more smutty than fluffy but whatever
also it's really bad

skdkdkdkfjfk oh my god
now that i'm in this mindset thanks to you (and myself)
we all know laura doesn't fuck around with this shit she wants people to know that houston is hers and only hers
[spoiler=this shit]


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"houston do you have a disease"
"no i have laura"

DJDKDD AND YES THATS SO TRUE

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FUcK that was so good!!
ok but tell me why wattpad recommended that i read a harry hook x reader fic lmao

yes omg and it sticks out so much bc he's so fucking white everyone's just like "damn laura chill on the mayo boy"

gray's whole life is him crying dramatically when avery rose takes longer than 3 seconds to text him back if we're being honest