bitch liquor / p plotting

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uh
i haven't posted here since the fucking fifth
dabs

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dabs back
ok so i've been on a ton of huma blogs lately and i found one that has anons just,, fucking exposing dove cameron like they said she had plastic surgery on her nose, her lips, and got dimples implanted or whatever and honestly i'm ShookT

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you didn't know that????????
honey
its so obvious

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ok i knew her lips were fake bc literally no white girls has lips that thick naturally but after seeing what she used to look like it's hella clear she got work done

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like seriously
honey
i don't have anything against it until you get it done then say you've never gotten anything done

ok but also i'm gonna reply to gravery then u gotta plot houston and laura w me

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exactly like girl we all know it's fake
if she just owned up to it i'd like her so much more tbh
yo but like imagine her giving thomas The Succ and her lips just deflating
he'd call china so quick lmaoooo

ok fine this is a Fair Trade
i'm down for laurston :-)

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FJSKCDKDJ FUE
it's happened before

okay amazing laurston
highkey she hates his guts but also Really Likes his Mayo Ass

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an actual image of thomas texting china after it happens like "china please come pick me up i cant do this rn"


tbh all he wants to do is love her but everytime he tries he just gets Roastedâ„¢ but he tries anyways omg
yoooo could you imagine her seeing him at bsu meeting and being like "what the hell is this fucking cracker doing here?"

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DUDE I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
she's like the president of some club (highkey the mathletes) and he shows up and everyone is cool w it but her
and she's like "what the fUck are you doing here" and tries to ban him but everyone is like "but laura he's good" but she highkey just doesn't want to be around him
but eventually she's like "fine whatever"

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yes totally like she would be so pissed and everyone's just like "chill on our mayo friend ok he's a good one" so she's just like "fine whatever the cracker can stay"
ok but i feel like she's super petty so she'd just refer to him as the cracker for the rest of the meeting

and also this isn't gravery or laurston but you need to see this bc it lowkey just gave me khartemis muse