OFFICIAL SHADOWCLAN CHATTING AND PLOTTING THREAD

[woodsy]

woodsy

i did nothing marmar just can't stop thinking about me
(;

[MarMar]

dabs my forehead with a cloth/

o h B oY

[PIG OF LOVE]

Are we sure? I believe there's something more sinister behind the scenes!

[MarMar]

please save me from this man, piggy

[PIG OF LOVE]

I will rescue you! Who is the man that has been hurting you?

[MarMar]

WOODSY
PLAESE

[PIG OF LOVE]

It isn't nice to kick out a visitor! Besides, I'm a very important guest - I act as a therapist! If you can prove to me you can solve your family member's problems, then I shall leave.

Woodsy! You can't be mean to people - what sort of bullying have you done against Marmar?

[woodsy]

i have never bullied marmar in my life, pig of love
we are happily married christians with children in the suburbs

[PIG OF LOVE]

Oh! I thought you two got divorced?

[woodsy]

nope
marmar didn't want a divorce even tho i offered it to him
so now we're in a v loving and healthy marriage