bitch liquor / p plotting

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GKSKKRD GRAYSON

also avery rose is like
"he'd never do anything illegal right grayson"
"hAha yEah"

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ar: grayson would never do anything illegal, right?
g: actively stealing shit at that very moment
g: fOr SUrE BabE whAt Is TheFt??? aLL i KnoW Is PayMenT For GoOdS aNd sERvIcES

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GKSKXDJ

ar: grayson did you just slip that gift card into your wallet??
g: wHat nO

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ar: grayson i literally just saw you steal that gift card
g: um no babe i'm borrowing it and i'll return it with no money on it. trust me that's not stealing there's a difference

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fkdkf
g: i don't steal
ar: i saw you literally grab three gift cards--
g: nope that was my drivers license

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ok but also i can totally see gray being a total hypercrite about this kind of shit

ar: takes a free sample
g: whAt ThE HeLL aRe YoU DoiNg??
ar: gray they're literally free

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FJSKD
ar: taste tests a grape from a bag
g: AVERY ROSE DID YOU JUST STEAL THATGRAPE

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ar: gray everyone does this it's not that big of a deal
g: uM,, SALES CLERK THIS RANDOM PERSON HERE WHO I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH IS STEALING FROM YOUR REPUTABLE ESTASHBLISHMENT PLEASE ARREST HER

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grayson uses big words and doesn't even understand them too

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ar: gray take a picture
g: yeah sure i'll photosynthesis this for you