bitch liquor / p plotting

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OKAY CAN U GIVE ME ADVICE


so these are tiny tiny little snippets of ty and i's conversation and half of the people are saying he likes me and the other half says they think he's just being nice and i can't figure it out??

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this is him
he's like the whitest boy but he's super cute ugh

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god he's like conrad's whiteness got magnified by 287
but clearly he's Bout That Life bc only real g's eat blue rasperry shit

i mean i'd have to see how you two interact like face to face because i'm better at reading body language than decoding texts but if i had to take a guess i'd say that he could like you, but play it safe and act like he's just doing it to be nice

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he is the whitest
i mean his name is literally ty(ler) perry
how much whiter can he get

yeah idk man i'm not getting my hopes up tho
i'll keep you Informedâ„¢

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tyler and perry on their own are super white names
but when you combine them they form a Caucasian Convergenceâ„¢ and create the Apex Anglosaxonâ„¢ that is your boy tyler perry
let's disregard the fact that this dude is also named tyler perry

yeah don't get your hopes up because then you'll end up crying over a white boy, which is probably the worst thing that could happen your freshman year, so just stay chill and let things unfold before you jump to conclusions
but seriously keep me updated bc i love freshmen drama it's hilarious

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HONESTLY HE IS THE WHITEST BOY TO EVER LIVE IM NOT KIDDING
HES THE STAR FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL PLAYER YIKES

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OK WAIT HE'S THE STAR FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL PLAYER?
BRO HOW WHITE IS YOUR FUCKING SCHOOL???

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HIGHKEY THERES MORE POC THAN WHITE PEOPLE
he's just rlly good at it tho
but still

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what in the fuck kind of bizarro world is your school
at every other high school i know the school could be like 98% white people but the sports teams (especially football and basketball) are 99% poc that's insane

ok but the question is is he one of of those Student Athletesâ„¢??

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well it's honestly a mix
arizona has so many different ethnicities and cultures that there's no majority
so basically there's all sort of races on all sports teams
he's just the star i guess

and tbh i don't think so?? but he could be i haven't delved that deep yet