big fish theory / p plotting

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i'll start in the morning then :-)

also
artemis: khal, babe, you literally look someone dipped your hair in white girl foundation and then didn't clean it, like you deadass look like a makeup brush lmaoo
khal in his diary that night: today she called me babe!! <33333

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GJXKRKR IM LAUGHING THATS SO TRUE
they're all hanging out and he's like "artemis i bought you these flowers" "oh thanks i'm allergic to petunias but thanks!!"

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"hey artemis i made you some crêpes!"
"khal these are literally just tortillas with strawberries and syrup on them"

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GJSKCDKD HE WOULD
"it's the same thing" "no it's not"
but listen he's actually really good at cooking so maybe he makes this big giant feast and when she comes over he gets caught up in talking to her and it burns omg he's so embarrassed he's like "IM SORRY I RUINED EVERYTHING"

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smh khal is taking l's left and right just like apollo
oo what if khal asked apollo what artemis likes and apollo accidentally told him the wrong stuff (like stuff she hates or is allergic too) bc he was too busy eating to pay attention and khal goes out of his way to do all of that and artemis is just like "this is nice but i hate this"

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FKSKCEKD
that's going to happen
and then khal is like "oh my god i ruin everything"

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poor khal he's too good for this world

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also one summer he stays in south africa for some surf tournament or whatever so they don't see him for a good couple of months
then he flies back to the states to visit and he's glo-ed up so much?? x

ALSO ARE YOU STILL WRITING THAT LITTLE FIC ABOUT THEM

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omg it'll have artemis so stressed because he went from being her baby to Looking Like A Whole Ass Snackâ„¢ in like a few months???

YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM

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it's true
he overhears her and mel talking about it
"he's gotten taller"
"AND HOTTER"
"ew what"
"i'm sorry but my baby boy is now a four course meal"

his south african ass has to look up what it means