bitch liquor / p plotting

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hc part two: 50% of the time keland is on her story is when he's falling and the other 50% is when she's poking his dimples bc she loves them so much

alSO I REPLIED AND MY MUSE IS ON FUCKING FIRE RIGHT NOW MAN HOLY SHIT

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djdjd yes
literally every show he probably falls either on accident or on purpose he's so clumsy
a compilation is coming soon once i read this skfksdn

OK IM GONNA READ IT AAAA IM EXCITED I LOVE THESE TEO SO MUCJ

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it's so funny to me how his story would be of her doing cute shit and generally being hot af while hers is just him embarassing himself and her laughing about it lmao

SAME BITCH OMG THEY GIVE ME SO MUCH MUSE

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his story: videos of her being cute as hell
her story: hAHA THIS BITCH JUST FELL ON HIS GOD DAMN FACE

SAME OK ALSO HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY SHOULD HE BE LIKE "hahahaha yeah uh i'm from the bronx too well not from the bronx i lived there for like four months yeah uhhhhhh" or should he be like "i can only talk to pretty girls in french sorry" like an asshole

actually i'm gonna surprise you

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exactly
his story: i love my gf :,)
her story: look at this fucking dumbass tripping and shit lmao ol weak ankles having ass boi

oh jesus christ what are you gonna do you little shit???

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she puts this shit on her story omg

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caption: lmao he think he cute or whatever

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fjsxkd that or
"what a fuckin idiot"

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also i'm going to ross real quick so i'll finish my reply when i get home ok

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cool cool
ok i have a question: what is their ship name???