le chaos. | another marsy dump.

[marsy]

binch i ain't lyin' it was freaking beautiful, it was Insane and these mayo bois meeting up was the best thing i've ever read i stfg && but also same wtf @ my muse why did you write That Cancer instead of jarchie fluff i don't understand

i honestly could have made that longer
but i decided it was best if i kept it shorter

[fuentes]

the mayo bois are my heart and soul and now i want to write a monthly mayonnaise meeting part two thanks for that marsy
my muse: eh i don't feel like replying to all those threads or making the ones that you promised
also my muse: LET'S WRITE SMUT!! AND FUCKING BULLSHIT!! H E L L  Y E A H

i need a part two now
i need krys being like "what the literal fuck" as jake paul just repeatedly dabs at him

[marsy]

please make a monthly mayonnaise meeting part 2 i would die happy ur welcome
my muse: all these oneshots you need to write ?? nah fam we good
also my muse: ok but krys cringing bc of jake paul and then meeting him

i will make a part two, just for you
it will literally be krys hardcore internally cringing and trying not to scream @ jake poopass
the dabs are going to kill krys

fun fact: i've written many cringey (on purpose cringey tho like they were supposed to be bad and stupid) smuts before, but there was one that was like five fucking pages long that was supposed to be serious and thank god i don't have any of those anymore, they're all on my first ever laptop and i'm pretty sure we threw that one away or gave it away

[marsy]

screenshots that make good reaction images

[fuentes]

ok i'll start it after i finish the bowyer family oneshot i'm working on
my muse: honey we can't even start a sentence without my ass going out the door
also my muse: hey bich u remember that story you wrote in fifth grade how about we revamp it right quick

heck yes omg!!
hc: each jake paul dab takes like seven years off of krys's lifespan

5 pages?? how much stuff could you feasibly do in the span of 5 pages? jfc marsy whoever you wrote that about were Freaks™
i've deleted all my old smut because it was just,, tragic man that's all you need to know

me: i wanna write this and this and also post this thread and
my muse:

[marsy]

this... this is a masterpiece

yEs i can't wait for either of them aaa
my muse: honey you can barely respond to plots c'mon
also my muse: soooo remember that one really dumb idea you had two years ago ?? yep

hc part 2: by the time krys finally gets away from jake, he's about 100 years old
afterwards, he just goes up to his room, not speaking to anyone, and screams into his pillow, then tells whoever came into his room with the deadest look on his face and in his eyes, "that was a mistake."

it was ridiculous, like,,, honestly it could have been condensed greatly, but i was like ten i had no idea what i was doing and i thought i was a fantastic writer and i shouldn't have even been writing smut at that age but did i care? no. i'm so glad i'll never have to see those godforsaken writings again.

[i][b]freaking sAME

[marsy]

me: i'm actually gonna write this, and then this, and i'm gonna make a chaptered fic !!!
my muse:

[shizuknya]

SCREAM U AMDE THE TOM HARLOCK BOY I GOTTA GET ON AND MAKE MY ELIJAH BABE FOR HIM JFC
imsno tired

[marsy]

falls and dies i need to go to sleep but how does sleep one do

[fuentes]

ahh i'm glad!!
my muse: honey,, just typing one word stresses you out
also my muse: time to write 21 dumb blurbs about the science of dabbing bich

hc part 3: finn sings "angel" by sarah mclachlan while standing over krys like he's at a funeral or some shit

you were ten?? i didn't start writing smut until a year ago man what in the world
thank the lord that they're gone forever

me: i'M FINALLY GONNA ACTUALLY DO ONE OF MY IDEAS!!1!
my muse:


ok but Mood