bitch liquor / p plotting

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it'll be done by like noon est at the very latest
so yeah get ready hoe

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litty!!

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i'm really sitting here in a public library writing smut
smh be glad i love you bons

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GJSKFE FUE

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I HAVE WRITTEN ONLY TWO SENTENCES AND I ALREADY FEEL LIKE FILTH SO YEAH I AM NOT GOING TO BE FINISHED BY NOON
it'll for sure be done by like 9:30 tho bc writing smut is always better at night

ah yes, the solar eclipse, that glorious event every few years when apollo does something so incredibly stupid that artemis has to yell at him in broad daylight in front of half of the world

& when u yell at your brother so hard that it makes the world go dark for several minutes

i know they're talking about greek gods but it also applies to the lightbournes and i think that's hilarious
also A Conceptâ„¢: au where the twins are actually the greek gods and they get into Some Shit with khal and mel

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FJDKFEK yes???
please??? that concept is amazing

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aah i'm so glad you like it!! i saw that and i was like "yoooo holy shit that would be hilarious"
i'll probably post headcanons for it tonight & start a oneshot of it sometime soon

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here's the headcanons :-)

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GKDKDR i love them omg

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bro me too omg
apollo being super afraid scared of snakes is probably my favorite headcanon on that list tbh