THE BADLANDS CHAT THREAD + DISCORD
(12-15-2017, 04:43 PM)DANCLEM link Wrote:"have you eaten today dear?"
"no?"
"*throws a chicken* eat motherfucker"
accurate af

omg doris is probs gonna lowkey like parks but also lowkey hate her because of her snarkiness


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doris needs to punt parks into the fucking sun tbh
that's a gr8 visual


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I LOVE DORIS

Charlie: *saying something rlly serious and inspirational at a meeting*
Doris: CHARLES DEAR DID YOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST TODAY
Charlie: what
Charlie: no ?
Doris: HERE I WILL GET U SOME OATMEAL
Charlie: I’m in the middle of a fucking meeting-
Doris: NO NO DEAR YOU NEED TO EAT


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lmfao
i can now picture doris attempting to shovel oatmeal into charlie’s mouth and charlie is having a fit
"you WILL eat something today"
"I ALREADY HAVE PLS DORIS"
"i don't think you have, here let me make you some soup"

i've decided her faceclaim will be my irl grandma


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Omfg
My grandma is an elderly Asian woman
But she acts exactly like Doris like she always wants to get me food and I’m just like “grandma pls I’m trying to lose weight”

Rip Charlie
He’s not going to have it in him to shoot her so he’s just gonna have to live with her


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OMG GRANDMOTHER OF BADLANDS
Ellie is going to have her tell her bedtime stories


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(12-15-2017, 05:23 PM)BEATLEBELLS link Wrote:Omfg
My grandma is an elderly Asian woman
But she acts exactly like Doris like she always wants to get me food and I’m just like “grandma pls I’m trying to lose weight”

Rip Charlie
He’s not going to have it in him to shoot her so he’s just gonna have to live with her
my grandma doesn't act too much like doris but my grandma does flip out if you havent eaten anything

theyll never be rid of doris

(12-15-2017, 05:44 PM)VIXEN. link Wrote:OMG GRANDMOTHER OF BADLANDS
Ellie is going to have her tell her bedtime stories
and you bet doris will do it too
just ellie lying in bed with doris frickin perched on the edge of the bed telling a story


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Okay, yes.
And when Charlie feels so annoyed that he wants to kill Ellie, grandma Doris comes to her rescue.


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