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doris needs to punt parks into the fucking sun tbh
I LOVE DORIS
Charlie: *saying something rlly serious and inspirational at a meeting*
Doris: CHARLES DEAR DID YOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST TODAY
Charlie: what
Charlie: no ?
Doris: HERE I WILL GET U SOME OATMEAL
Charlie: I’m in the middle of a fucking meeting-
Doris: NO NO DEAR YOU NEED TO EAT
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THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE, THANK FOR YOU FOR JOY
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dump — nikolai
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lmfao
i can now picture doris attempting to shovel oatmeal into charlie’s mouth and charlie is having a fit
"you WILL eat something today"
"I ALREADY HAVE PLS DORIS"
"i don't think you have, here let me make you some soup"
i've decided her faceclaim will be my irl grandma
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[b][i]don't you know i'm tired
[sup][b]OF THESE PAINT BY NUMBERS
&& SONG && [abbr=????????]
<3[/abbr][/sup]
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[spoiler=just sappy shit]greahound hacked into your profile to say she adores you and to have a great day
greahound hacked into your profile a second time to love on you more because grea loves you A FUCKING LOT[/spoiler]
Omfg
My grandma is an elderly Asian woman
But she acts exactly like Doris like she always wants to get me food and I’m just like “grandma pls I’m trying to lose weightâ€ÂÂ
Rip Charlie
He’s not going to have it in him to shoot her so he’s just gonna have to live with her
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THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE, THANK FOR YOU FOR JOY
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dump — nikolai
OMG GRANDMOTHER OF BADLANDS
Ellie is going to have her tell her bedtime stories
[align=center][font=arial][I]so, i heard the world doesn't revolve around me /:
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Okay, yes.
And when Charlie feels so annoyed that he wants to kill Ellie, grandma Doris comes to her rescue.
[align=center][font=arial][I]so, i heard the world doesn't revolve around me /:
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