bitch liquor / p plotting

[bons]

fjskxd
that's so true

also his alter ego is definitely Extraâ„¢ Houston

[fuentes]

tbh,, what would extraâ„¢ houston act like??

[bons]

Extraâ„¢ Houston:
someone: i like your shoes laura
l: thank--
Extraâ„¢ h: wOw you just like her shoes?? wEll I'll haVe you know that I love love LOVE her entire outfit

[fuentes]

WOW OK THAT'S TOTALLY HIM

[bons]

some more Extra Houston

l: my favorite color is red
h: buys all red clothes, paints himself red, dyes hair red, stabs himself for that Red Bloodâ„¢
l: just kidding it's blue

[fuentes]

ok that & also
h: laura i heard you like dogs so i got you seven dogs, the deed to an animal shelter, and the ownership rights to every dog park in town
l: houston i'm allergic to dogs

[bons]

FKSXKFKD
she would like the dogs but at the same time
"i love these dogs as much as i love roasting you"

[fuentes]

"i love dogs but i love making you Suffer more so anyways yeah i'm allergic to dogs"

[bons]

zmfkskfrkr
i need headcanons sorry bye

[fuentes]

where is fatima?? and the replies to the kharmello, gravery, and laurston threads??? hm?????