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[crows]

GUNTER JUST LIKE THE ICONIC BOY FROM SHAKE IT UP

[finny.]

yes
hc people call him güny because it's close to the goonies and he doesn't get it

[crows]

colin definitely started that

[finny.]

i can see it
dahlia started doing it too because it turned into a habit

[finny.]

[sunrise skater kid.]

i love him just because of that reference to me, the sun

see u love me sm it seeps into your characters

[finny.]

you're okay, i guess

imagine this as a reunion between the two
look at how happy colin is

[crows]

theyre in platonic love and probably made a pact to get married to each other if they turned 30 without getting married but thank god dahlia came along because the two of them married would've ended humanity itself

[finny.]

okay yes
gunter lives in vegas or florida or something
and whenever he goes to visit them he just stays at their house instead of a hotel
the two make forts in the living room while dahlia sleeps in the bedroom
they go on hikes

[crows]

yes
they always catch up and sit next to each other and dahlia has to be the parent otherwise theyre gonna start doing dumb stuff like climbing on museum exhibits because them? together?? 2 year olds