THE BADLANDS CHAT THREAD + DISCORD

[eliza]

[align=center][div style="background=transparent; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; width: 500px; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; color: black"]john is drowning in children ok?

[parks.]

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rip john

[ELLIE F.]

Legit

[august f.]

superdad ™

"one second everything was fine and now all of my kids are here and they're giving me dirty looks from across the room"

[Asyli]

[align=center][div style="borderwidth; width: 450px; padding: 0px; text-align: justify; line-height: 12px; font-size: 8pt"]⋆ * : ･ﾟ okAY! I AM HOME FROM WORK N I SPENT MY ENTIRE TIME THERE DISSASSOCIATING AND COMING UP WITH IDEAS ON HOW TO START UDL'S JOINING SO THIS BETTER BE HECKIN GOOD

there are... a lot of children
and for once i'm playing a character older than 25 and i'm
shooketh at how many children there are oigrjefoiwgre

[spoiler=ARE YOU WAITING LIKE A PARANOID LITTLE BOY | 11/11/2017]GENERAL INFORMATION / I WILL BE A KILLER WHALE WHEN I GROW UP
⋆ udl john kramer / introduces self as udl / dfab transmale; he/him/his pronouns.
⋆ 27 years old / DOB: january 17th / NPC x NPC; considered missing / no family.
⋆ homoromantic asexual / masculine pref. / no past/predetermined relationships.
⋆ member of the groupher / wanderer / goes where they feel that they're needed.

APPEARANCE / I WLL BE A PERFECT STORM, SWALLOWING OVER
⋆ 5'9'' & 132 lbs. / reference 1 & reference 2 & reference 3 & no face-claim.
⋆ lean and muscular; powerful but not excessively bulky, hidden capabilities.
⋆ well kept and always professional, never seen looking casual, sophisticated.
⋆ gelled back white (semi-blonde) hair, it is relatively long and well cared for.
⋆ extremely pale, albinism has whitened their sink considerably; delicate skin.
⋆ very poor eyesight; eyes are a very pale blue with a sort of red hue to them.
⋆ a jagged stab-scar on his left shoulder, a deep pinkish color despite it's age.
⋆ always carrying a gothic umbrella and wearing sunglasses/regular glasses.
⋆ always smells a little overwhelming, a weird mix of metal/copper and cigars.
⋆ never seen outside of a suit; awkward outside of them, dislikes being casual.
⋆ underdeveloped chest, usually just chooses to bind with very tight sports bras.
⋆ honest to god he resembles a vampire; usually wearing black and sunglasses.
⋆ carries all of their belongings in a medium-sized briefcase, aka a travel bag.
⋆ carries: various cigars, hunting knife, journal, suits and emotional baggage.

INJURIES & STATUS / I WILL BE AN AVALANCHE, CHEWING ITS RUPTURE
⋆ anti-social personality disorder & god complex & post-traumatic stress disorder.
⋆ sees himself as a punisher; not religious but more as a way to reason behaviors.
⋆ neglected as a child, associates pain or abuse with affection and love (for them).
⋆ he has oca2 albinism; includes astigmatism, nystagmus, considered far sighted.
⋆ highly sensitive skin, tries to stay in the shade or uses a homemade sunscreen.

PERSONALITY / I WILL BE A MONSTER, CLENCHING MY JAGGED JAWS
⋆ trope one, trope two, trope three, trope four, trope five, trope six, trope seven.
⋆ highly intelligent, would most likely be classified as a genius in modern society.
⋆ highly aggressive and assertive, they refuse to allow anyone to dominate them.
⋆ charming and sociable, they often fake interaction but do it practically flawlessly.
⋆ incredibly vindictive and hold grudges easily; honestly, never forget never forgive.
⋆ observe, calculating, cunning and strategic; they act as if they are a chess player.
⋆ obsessive and controlling, becomes overly obsessed with something or someone.
⋆ hidden in plain sight; they may have issues but they refuse to let people see them.
⋆ likes to dominate but desires a challenge, he likes working to get what they want.
⋆ secretly lonely, sort of disgusted by most humans but also desires companionship.
⋆ calm and collected, never allows his emotions to get the better of him; impassive.
⋆ determined and confident, a very looming force and have a very large presence.
⋆ semi-innocent; has had their world torn apart and have twisted but pure intentions.
⋆ wise beyond their years; they've seen the darkest parts of humanity and grown.
⋆ entj mbti, aka the commander / slytherin / white personality color / the reformer.

INTERACTION / I WILL BE A TEMPERAMENTAL ELEMENT, A RAGING WATER
⋆ moderate battle training / mostly self taught / they're unafraid to start or finish fights.
⋆ extreme opponent, cunning and excessively brutal / an extremely high pain tolerance.
⋆ will kill, likely and mercilessly / domineering and aggressive, alpha / has semi-morals.
⋆ attack or interact in UNDERLINED or #8F000F / grab attention with [member=5729]UDL KRAMER[/member]
⋆ nonviolent actions can be powerplayed / reactions will vary with person or action. [/spoiler]

[eliza]

[align=center][div style="background=transparent; borderwidth=0px; bordercolor=; width: 500px; font-size: 8pt; line-height: 125%; text-align: justify; font-family: verdana; color: black"]john just walking down the street
ducking and dodging arrows and bullets and knives from angry kids

and omg he can join john in the old guy club lmao

[merged stuff.]

all of the kids are mainly john's TBH

ooh i think i may have an idea on how alessandra could get injured in the future *insert devil emoji*

[Asyli]

how does one write
non-cheesy dialog i forgot
+ also set the scene because tf am i doing

[Beatles.]

oh god
me too honestly
i would offer my advice but i'm not good at writing lmfao

[merged stuff.]

oh god
me too honestly
i would offer my advice but i'm not good at writing lmfao

mood